Wednesday, April 08, 2009

Branching Out - The Talkback Button





A short time ago, I did a piece concerning being asked to do a blog specifically for my place of business. Despite what I thought to be the obvious intelligence of my boss, he insisted I do it anyway. It is now up and running.

If you have a moment or two, please drop by and tell me what you think. As opposed to some of the stuff I put out here, it is very family-friendly. I know that's not a ringing endorsement for some of you perverts, but you can stop thinking your nasty little thoughts for five minutes, can't you?

(I'm not saying that I can, by the way, but you might be able to. I'm able to type clean, but my mind is dirty 24/7.)

The first piece is a re-working of a piece I did here some four years ago. The piece was entitled Vo-Ho when it ran here. That's short for "Vocal Whore". It's not called that at the new place. It's been spiffed up and made shiny and rendered absolutely free of stuff that could reflect badly upon anything but my writing skills.

I expect I'll be updating this new blog once every week or 10 days, always with something utterly free from filth. Despite that promise of less fun, I expect you to stop by every now and again. If it will help your standing in the community, bookmark it and pretend that the new blog is the only place you ever visit me. When someone stumbles across this one and sees something like this, you can feign complete innocence. It probably won't fool anyone, but you can give it the old college try.

Oh, yes, I suppose I should tell you where it is. It is HERE. It is called "The Talkback Button". That's what a producer presses, in the control room, so as to be able to communicate with the talent in the sound booth. If that button isn't pressed, the talent can't hear him, which means, of course, that he's making fun of the talent unmercifully until he presses that button.

I thank you in advance for going - and for NOT leaving any comments that will get me fired, please God.

For your usual ration of uncensored Suldog, see you here, soon, with more better stuff, you misanthropic reprobate.

I mean that in the nicest sense, of course.


16 comments:

Chris Stone said...

congrats on the new blog... and love the name!

T said...

Quote"I'm able to type clean, but my mind is dirty 24/7.)"

What a great line!!!:-)

Big congrats on the new blog!!

lime said...

well, i always look forward to the reprobate version, now i just get to look forward to the whitewashed version too.

Carolina said...

You did a good job liposuctioning all the improper stuff out of your new blog. Must take a lot of self-control.

I enjoyed reading it though. Congratulations and may it have a long and prosperous life ;-)

i beati said...

I bookmarked it but was frightened by the picture-

not really only slightly

Ragtop Day said...

I love how you cleaned it up! I like the dirty version just a *teensy* bit better (yes, I went back to compare them!), but I suspect your boss, and clients, will love the Talkback Button version immensely!

I will have to pay more attention to the voices coming from my TV...wait, that didn't sound right....

Jeni said...

You know how that old saying goes -"You clean up very nicely." Well, that really is the truth in your case with the new blog.
Still and all, I really love the regular doses of the semi-naughty stuff you put up here. Call me one of the pervs in your following I guess.

endangered coffee said...

no mentions of testicle twiddling?

Buck said...

Yup... there are infinite possibilities associated with the term "Tumescent Liposculpture" for the dirty-minded among us... of which I'm MOST definitely one.

"Betcha never seen one of THESE before, M'Dear..."

Cath said...

You did a good job there getting that clean version. I found myself reading it and thinking "I bet he would have said ******* on his own blog!" :)
Hope you get that raise.

Hope I get my cut...

Ha ha! Would you believe?! Word veri is "greed". Honest! It is. That'll teach me. Hmph!

Woman in a Window said...

And I clicked all the way over here, I mean, that was a hearty click, for smut. Better check last post.

A Woman Of No Importance said...

Just how much do you like your job, Suldog - I'm going over there right now, to leave a rudey comment!

Jazz said...

Totally filth free?

What a letdown. ;-)

Angie Ledbetter said...

Cool new branch on a damn fine tree!

The Things We Carried said...

Your boss is a bright guy, of course!

Janet said...

Oh good, you're doing it! I love the name.