Sunday, August 27, 2017


Am I a multi-millionaire?

What a silly question. If you don't know the answer, read today's column in the Boston Herald. You will not only get the answer, but you will probably want to have a jelly donut immediately afterward.

C'mon. Isn't that intriguing enough to get you there? Sure it is. Here's a link!

Thanks, as always, for reading.

Soon, with more better stuff.

Wednesday, August 23, 2017


Little League World Series.

I love it. It's great. It's...

Well, heck, you could go to the Boston Herald and see what else I have to say about it. I hope you will. Here's a handy link!

Thanks for reading. Soon, with more better stuff.

Sunday, August 13, 2017

My Apologies To Mrs. Hickey

Also to Mr. Doucette and Mr. Russell.

Those were the best teachers I had during my otherwise miserable school years. They deserve a mention, as good and entertaining people, since my piece in today's Boston Herald otherwise makes it sound as though my classrooms were supervised by nothing but ogres and trolls.

Also, I am friends with some teachers - Chris Mauger comes immediately to mind - and if my schooling had been accomplished under the tutelage of such as he, I probably wouldn't be the warped and frustrated individual I am today.

That should cover my ass. Now go read the screed.

Soon, with more better stuff (which phrase proves how much my English classes impressed me...)

Sunday, August 06, 2017

Have A Happy Holiday!

Everybody knows there are no holidays in August, right?

Wrong! You just have to be a little creative about it. And I am, in today's Boston Herald. Read my column and find out about a whole bunch of days you can take off (if you don't mind giving your boss a really flimsy excuse.)

Here's a handy link to the article!

Thanks for reading! I'll see you sometime after my celebration of the coronation of King Otto I of Germany in 936, which took place on August 7.

Suldog? Was in der Holle ist ein Suldog?

See? All kinds of reasons to take days off!

Soon, with more better stuff.