Friday, September 19, 2008
I just have to say that you people are delightful. Thank you very much.
I wondered just how far I could drag you along into my insanity. You proved to me that you could make the trip without my having to drag you at all. As a matter of fact, while I was running full speed ahead towards the area labeled "Truly Bonkers, And Perhaps Someone Should Put In A Call To The Proper Authorities For This Person's Own Good", I looked up and saw a couple of you standing there already, waving to me, saying, "C'mon, Sully, what took you so long?"
I had the most wonderful time the past two days. Every time I thought that my answers to your questions might be too far out, you asked sillier questions. Every time I had a doubt about you being able to keep track of the campaign promises - and military appointments, and just who was up on the bomb dome and who was down below, cruising around in a jeep, topless - you upped the ante.
I could keep this "Suldog For President" thing going for, oh, another six or seven weeks, but I'm afraid it would reach a point where about five of you would still be playing along, while everybody else (even those who had been playing at some point) would be utterly lost. The way it was escalating, even in this short span of time, we might have left anyone who missed a day or two completely bamboozled.
And that's the way it should have been, too! If some "loosers" fit only for scraping pigeon poop off of the bomb dome can't keep up with the rest of us, then they should use their 300-day government-supplied drug allotment for some smart pills, damn it!
Sorry. I'm having a hard time slipping out of character.
Anyway, no matter what else happens to me going forward in life, I truly thank God that I have such a wonderful group of Admirals, Generals, Adminerals, Commodore Generals, Saints, Witnesses, and Command CMSgts to call upon. You're all aces in my book.
(By the way, you shouldn't take this as a sign that Supreme Exalted Empress Lime has relinquished that part of her title. She was that before this stuff, and anyone who doesn't address her as such runs the risk of being flogged with wet noodles. If you like that sort of thing, of course, send me photos.)
(Some things will never be let go of here.)
(That's a straight line, folks. Have at it.)
Anyway, get down to the business of deciding who you're really going to vote for (if voting is something you can do under the tenets of your religion or in your particular locale) and have a wonderful weekend. I plan to be back on Monday with a meme.
Yup. From insane to mundane. I'll tell you this much about it: I was not named to do it. I undertook the task voluntarily, so you know it must be a fun one.