Friday, September 05, 2008
Well, as I told you yesterday - in the comments section of this posting - some wonderful angel of a woman actually did send me a naked picture.
Now, while I told you in earlier postings that I would NOT reveal the identity of anyone who sent me such stuff, this person specifically said that I could use what she sent me on this blog. Never being one to pass up an opportunity at increasing my readership, by any means possible - and this would seem to be a really good one - I have decided to take her up on that kind offer.
However, I want to make absolutely sure that the picture is the real deal. I want to make sure she didn't photoshop her head onto someone else's body, or otherwise make up the whole thing. So, I'm going to give what she sent me a very thorough inspection over the weekend. Once I've given it a careful scrutiny (I might even go so far as to use a magnifying glass) I will then publish this artwork and reveal her identity.
I can tell you a couple of things about the picture, as clues:
1) It is of a white woman.
2) She has reddish-highlights in her hair. That is, where she has hair...
3) She has ample curves. In other words, she is a real female, and not a stick figure model.
4) She is fond of fruit. I will give no further explanation concerning this. Use your imagination.
5) The picture was sent from...
Well, if I were to tell you that, it would narrow it down significantly. Seeing as I have many of my friends grouped by country of origin on the sidebar, perhaps that would be giving away too much information. Hmmmmm. Let's just say that the person who sent this to me is living not too far from a large body of water, and the name of her locale begins with the letter "L".
That's enough for you to play around with, for now. It's certainly enough for me to play around with. I'll post the picture as soon as I have verified its authenticity via my hands-on investigatory technique.
Meanwhile, Michelle (who is NOT the one who sent me the naked picture) offered me a deal of sorts. She said that she would be willing to trade photos with me. If I would send her an 8x10 glossy of myself, she'd be happy to send me something similar in return. While I'd love to take her up on that offer, my credentials as the world's worst photographer have been well-documented on this site. I fear that the sort of fuzzy, out-of-focus, ill-lit photo I'd deliver to her would not be a fair trade.
Oh, wait a minute. I already am fuzzy, out-of-focus, and ill-lit. The photo would only enhance those qualities. Well, I guess I'll still have to consider the offer. I'll get back to you, Michelle.
Meanwhile, I hope everybody has a great weekend. I'll be hard at work, myself, making sure that every inch of that picture is perused diligently.
(By the way, I expect this post to immediately rank as the one of mine that gets the most amount of hits via Google. With a title like I gave it, how can it miss?)