Monday, August 25, 2008

MY WIFE Speaks!



During the three years I’ve been writing this blog, quite a few of you have asked whether MY WIFE might ever write something here. Well, today is the day! Due to what I wrote on Friday, she has decided to break her silence. So, without any further ado - since ado not want to keep her waiting - here is MY WIFE!




Hi, I’m JIM’S WIFE. Do NOT send him any nude photos of yourself. Thank you.























I certainly wish to honor MY WIFE’s wishes. To make sure that you don’t send me any nude photos of yourself, here is the address you shouldn’t send them to:

Jim Sullivan
93 Winsor Avenue
Watertown, MA 02472

Thank you.


25 comments:

Miss Understood said...

Perhaps - as an apology - you could send your WIFE some nude pictures of you? And then she can write a lengthier entry and tell us what they looked like!

emon said...

What...no model release form? ;)

David Sullivan said...

I promise to stop sending nude photos of myself to your husband.

Chuck said...

She didn't say anything about emailing nude pictures, did she?

Rich said...

Brave man putting your address out there for all to see. with that YOUr WIFE can be expecting a nude photo fromme any day now. :-)

ciara said...

lmao that's all.

mlh said...

You tempt fate, and your wife's anger, with that address. My hopes of having a famous photo spread are dashed now. Sigh...

Suldog said...

Miss - Have you ever seen the comic book superhero, Thor? In the nude, I look much as he does, except I'm bald, 25 years older, about six inches shorter, and have a bit of a pot belly. We also sound exactly alike!

Emon - Shhhh! Don't give her any ideas!

Cuz - MY WIFE thanks you, and so do I!!!

Chuck - Nope. Not a thing. Well, at least not specifically.

(I'm looking for loopholes, and I appreciate your help.)

Rich - If I get any nude photos of guys drinking coffee, I'll know where they came from.

Ciara - It's a shame you laughed it off. Now the photos you're sending won't be nearly as good.

MLH - There are a number of double-entendres I considered using in response to you, but I'm just going to let it go. You're just too sweet.

Shammickite said...

hmmmm.....

Sandra Ree said...

Congratulations on another award!

And I appreciate the address, now I can finish my Christmas card list! ;)

I'd like to be a fly on the wall in your home...

Buck said...

I was surprised you posted your address, as well. But then again, that addy just might be your obnoxious Laker-fan neighbor's address, eh? Won't HE be surprised when nude photos of coffee-drinking men show up in his mailbox...

Nah. You're not like that. I think. ;-)

Suldog said...

Shammickite - I see you're already taking the photos. That's the spirit!

SR - Being a fly on the wall in our house is actually a good thing. I don't kill bugs, so the worst that would happen is I trap you and release you outside.

Buck - As regards my address: I could give a damn less about folks knowing it. Anybody who wanted to do me a disservice of some sort could easily enough figure it out. I've given my hometown and my real name many times. From there, it's just a simple phone book look-up away.

lime said...

When your wife speaks on this blog it is a moment of great significance and her words should be heeded.

if you look like thor i should say i look like the average brunette playmate of the month...only 20 years older, 40 lbs heavier, grey hair in with the brunette, enough stretchmarks to make my gut easily confused with a roadmap of the greater boston area, and boobs sagging more like a national geographic model. other than that...i could be a twin with one of those girls.

Suldog said...

Lime - Sorry. Nice try. I still want the video :-)

Twinkie said...

((no comment))

[Lol, but your wife is very pretty. :-) ]

Suldog said...

Twinkie - I've been consistent in praising your intelligence and maturity. The fact that you had sense enough to say "no comment" proves I've been right.

(And thanks! Yes, she is pretty. And she is the love of my life.)

Mushy said...

Send them to me instead...my email address is posted!

Twinkie said...

Lol, um, thanks Sully. ^.^

(Awe... That's so sweet.)

Janet said...

YOUR WIFE is a wise woman. Pithy, eloquent, and concise (or is that the same as pithy? As opposed to pissy.)

She's probably afraid that you would show her the pictures.

david mcmahon said...

Nice to meet you, ma'am.

Make that - a pleasure to meet youi, ma'am.

Andy @ bloginyourface.com said...

Now that we have your address, are there any rules against just plain running naked across your front lawn?

Chucka Stone Designs said...

Well its about time she shared her thoughts on your blog. Short, sweet and to the point. Geez Sul you could learn a few things from her...

Chris Stone said...

YOUR WIFE is a good sport.

*sure you guys don't want the inspiration of my sequins merely superfluous to olympic ready figure skating *slightly* digitally enhanced photogenic bod?

Suldog said...

Andy - No, I suppose not. Still, I'd prefer that the only bouncy things be above the waist.

mlh said...

Double-entendres? Oh Suldog, now I am going to pine away in curiosity. Another year of sleepless nights for me.

Can't you email me the possibilities?