Sunday, October 30, 2016
I know Halloween isn't until tomorrow night. However, my Halloween column runs today in the Boston Herald, so...
That's about all I have for you. I could make up a whole bunch of lies about how I wish I had something for you to read here, instead of having to send you all the way over there to read my stuff, but I'm glad they're paying me and I like to think you're a good enough friend that you don't mind too much if I'm having some success and you have to travel a little so I have food on my table.
If I keep having as much success as I'm currently having, I'll even be able to afford some plates and I won't have to keep putting the food on my table!
OK, you didn't deserve a joke that crummy. I'm sorry. For a joke that bad, you should probably teach me a lesson and go away. Why, here's someplace you can go right now! How handy!
(No sense hanging around here. All I've got left for you here is an illiterate ending.)
Soon, with more better stuff.