[Jesus Knock-Knocking from HERE.]
You folks are the best. I asked you to participate in making someone feel better, and you did a wonderful job. Here is some of what the person for whom this effort was made said to me, this morning, via e-mail...
"Jim, I am beyond touched. I read [your e-mail to me] and then your post and then I sobbed...because of your thoughtfulness and because laughter is so important to me...and then I felt the weight of the world lifted off of my shoulders....then I came back and read it again along with the comments...and I laughed and I laughed...yes, laughter is the best medicine...Thank you from the bottom of my heart...please know that you and everyone that made me laugh tonight gave me what I needed to keep on going. Blessings to each one."
So, what do you say, folks? Ready for an encore?
This time, our weapon will be the tried-and-true "Knock-Knock" joke! Obviously, if we go about this in the same fashion as yesterday - one person posts a straight line, next person provides the punch line and another straight line, and so on - this will become a complete mess very quickly. Therefore, instead, just give us some of your favorite Knock-Knocks, in their entirety, in the comments section.
For starters, I'll throw out a dozen of my favorites...
Knock-Knock.
Who's There?
Boo.
Boo Who?
Aw, don't cry. It's not as bad as you think.
Knock-Knock.
Who's There?
Woo.
Woo Who?
See? You're feeling better already!
Knock-Knock.
Who's There?
Arch.
Arch Who?
Gesundheit.
Knock-Knock.
Who's There?
Chooch.
Chooch Who?
OK, we can play trains, but I get to be the engineer.
Knock-Knock
Who's There?
The Interrupting Cow.
The Interrup
MOO!
Knock-Knock.
Who's There?
Jesus.
Jesus Who?
OK, you go to hell. Next!
Knock-Knock.
Who's There?
Owlgo.
Owlgo Who?
Yes, and dog go "Woof".
Knock-Knock.
Who's There?
The Jehovah's Witnesses.
Crap.
Knock-Knock.
Who's There?
Pee Cup.
Pee Cup Who?
I see you!
Knock-Knock.
Who's There?
Panther.
Panther Who?
Panther no panth, I'm goin' thwimmin'..
Knock-Knock.
Who's There?
Harold Pinter.
Eugene Ionesco Who?
Wash 'n Wear Giraffe Radios.
Knock-Knock.
Who's There?
Suldog.
Suldog Who?
Suldog who will see you on Monday with more better stuff. Now let's have your best knock-knocks!
