Thursday, March 16, 2006
In Which My Reply To A Comment Becomes Literal*
Knock-Knock.
Who's There?
Boo.
Boo Who?
Aw, don't cry. It's not as bad as you think.
Knock-Knock.
Who's There?
Woo.
Woo Who?
See? You're feeling better already!
Knock-Knock.
Who's There?
Arch.
Arch Who?
Gesundheit.
Knock-Knock.
Who's There?
Chooch.
Chooch Who?
OK, we can play trains, but I get to be the engineer.
Knock-Knock
Who's There?
The Interrupting Cow.
The Interrup
MOO!
Knock-Knock.
Who's There?
Jesus.
Jesus Who?
OK, you go to hell. Next!
Knock-Knock.
Who's There?
Owlgo.
Owlgo Who?
Yes, and dog go "Woof".
Knock-Knock.
Who's There?
The Jehovah's Witnesses.
Crap.
Knock-Knock.
Who's There?
Pee Cup.
Pee Cup Who?
I see you!
Knock-Knock.
Who's There?
Panther.
Panther Who?
Panther no panth, I'm goin' thwimmin'..
Knock-Knock.
Who's There?
The Libertarian Candidate For State Rep From The 13th Suffolk District.
I can't sign your petition. I'm a Democrat.
But... (slam)
Knock-Knock.
Who's There?
Harold Pinter.
Eugene Ionesco Who?
Wash 'n Wear Giraffe Radios.
Knock-Knock.
Who's There?
Suldog.
Suldog Who?
Suldog who will see you on Monday.
* If you find the title of this piece confusing, go here, scroll down and read the comments.
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3 comments:
Goint to the bottom elsewhere..... Now that was clever! Happy St.Pat's.
I loved them, so did my son!
Knock-Knock
Who's There?
Stu's BlogRoll
Ah, I see you've been updated to include the SulDoggery that makes us all smile. Please come in and have a seat on the finely appointed Corinthian Leather yoga mat.
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