Sunday, May 17, 2015
I know you've all been waiting with 'bated breath to hear my opinion on "Deflategate". Lucky you! It appears today in the Boston Herald.
Here it is!
(My name - that would be "Sullivan" - is what you should look for on that page. Just click it to get to my deathless prose.)
Your fawning letters of praise to the editor, as well as your obsequious comments left at the website, are not only appreciated but give me the will to live. As always, buying a hard copy of the paper could be valuable in future. When I win my Pulitzer, in 2026 or so, showing your copy of the Herald with one of my columns in it will earn you admittance to the celebratory party (which will feature FREE whoopie pies.)
So, you know what to do. And I thank you in advance for doing so.
Soon, with more better stuff.
P. S. The photo is from this place.