Monday, June 06, 2011

The Other Guy (An Old Quiz In New Clothing)

On Friday, I relayed some sad news. I also promised something lighter for today.

I was going to write a re-cap of my softball season(s), thus far, but I just plain don't feel like doing all that work. Some of you are rejoicing over my choice to be a slug, but don't get too excited. If you're not a big sports fan, what follows probably won't find a happy place in your heart, either.

Since I need something lighter to fill this space, I'm re-posting a sports quiz I originally put out here in 2007.

See? I told you some of you would still be miserable!

In the original, I posted all of the questions one day, then gave the answers on the following day. I also offered a prize of some sort for the most correct answers. For this re-post, I'm combining it all into one huge read and there are no prizes (other than the pure pleasure of reading my words, which should be enough for anyone.)

Without further ado (since ah done what needed doin') here's...


Ecstatic highs and excruciating lows. If you're a Boston sports fan, you know that both come with the territory. Heroics abound, sometimes for the good guys and other times (when God is vacationing) for the bad guys.

If you are a Boston sports fan, you'll have a memory of most of the games or incidents I'm going to write about here. However, just how good is your memory? You remember the home run or the touchdown pass. You remember who threw the strikeout or who scored the goal. But, who else was involved in the play? Who was... THE OTHER GUY?


Let's begin with some events that are permanently etched in the memory of every true Boston sports fan. The memories of these should be so vivid, even years after the fact, that they'll actually be imparted in your DNA to the next generation. Your little Bostonian babies will come out of the womb saying...

Bucky Bleeping Dent! Aaron Bleeping Boone!

Might as well mention the two of them together. No two Yankees have caused so much instant misery - not Ruth, not Jackson, not Munson, not Jeter. Bucky Bleeping Dent and Aaron Bleeping Boone.

It's 1978. The Red Sox, after blowing a 14 game lead in the standings and falling behind the Yankees, have rallied over the last two weeks of the season, winning their final 8 games in a row to force a one game playoff, the first in American League history. They lead entering the 7th inning, 2 - 0. In the end, they lose 5 - 4. An amazing season wherein the two best teams in baseball battle it out through 163 games, with the final deciding factor being a one run victory with the other team having the winning runs on base in the 9th.

However painful it may be, let's go back to that 7th inning. Everyone from Woonsocket, Rhode Island to Barton, Vermont, knows that Bucky Bleeping Dent, a banjo hitting infielder, lofts a 3-run homer into the net to put the Yankees ahead to stay in the game. But, who was the other guy? Who gave up Dent's home run?

A - That would be Mike Torrez.

You can pretty much count on one undeniable truth with the Red Sox. If they take someone away from the Yankees, or trade with the Yankees in any way, or sign someone who was once a star with the Yankees, that person will NOT match the success they had while with the Yankees. Off the top of my head, Danny Cater and David Wells come readily to mind as examples other than Torrez.

Don't get me wrong. Torrez had a pretty good game that day. The home run by Dent was little more than a windblown pop up and, prior to the home run, Torrez had thrown six shutout innings. Still, that's just the way it goes. Good Yankees do not make good Red Sox. Never have, never will.

25 years later. 12th inning, game 7 of the ALCS. Boone hits his walk-off homer and, again, the two teams have fought an entire season with the final margin being one run. What Red Sox pitcher, who could well have ended up as series MVP with a Sox win, instead walks off the field saddened?

The answer to this one is more painful than the last because the fellow who threw the pitch is one of the nicest guys to ever play for the Red Sox. He devotes many hours to charitable causes, most notably The Jimmy Fund. He loves playing for Boston and gave up the chance at a possible bigger payday to sign a "lifetime" contract with the Sox. And he may well have been the MVP of that series, had the Red Sox won that seventh game.

A - Tim Wakefield threw the pitch.

You want to know the kind of guy Tim Wakefield is? Once, a couple of years back, he and a few of his teammates went to visit some cancer-stricken children at the Dana-Farber Cancer Institute, the home of The Jimmy Fund. Now, all of them were nice guys to go and visit sick children. However, there was one child who was receiving treatment during their visit and who didn't get to meet the Red Sox players. While his teammates all left after the appointed time, Wakefield stayed at the hospital for an additional 3 or 4 hours, until that one child came out of treatment.

In a game that sometimes seems to be overpopulated by bratty little kids in adult bodies, Wake is a real MAN.


Enough misery. Let's get to the good stuff.

Look closely at the photo above. Who is the catcher? That's right; Aaron Boone's father. What goes around sometimes comes around. However, that's not the answer here, so keep your thinking cap on.

Two outs in the ninth. The Angels are leading the ALCS by a three games to one margin. Dave Henderson has taken two weak swings and the Angels are one strike away from going to the World Series. Then, magic. Hendu swings and puts the ball over the fence. The Red Sox go on to win the game and, eventually, the series.

Who threw the pitch that Henderson walloped?

A - The ill-fated Donnie Moore.

Moore was a good pitcher, but a troubled man. I don't know that anybody can truly say what totality of demons haunted him, but he surely wasn't happy and he committed suicide a few years after giving up the hit. Though it's been latched onto by any number of amateur psychologists as the cause, it's doubtful that this incident alone pushed him over the edge.

"If it stays fair..."

Game 6 of the 1975 World Series. Many - myself included - consider it the best World Series game they've ever seen. The Red Sox, trailing three games to two in the series, battle back from a 6 - 3 deficit in the 8th inning and win the game on Carlton Fisk's 12th inning shot that stays barely within the left field foul pole.

Off of which Cincinnati Reds pitcher did Fisk hit his historic home run? Extra credit if you can tell me which Red Sox batter hit the totally shocking three-run homer in the 8th inning to tie the game, without whom there would have been no Fisk heroics later.

A - Pat Darcy of the Cincinnati Reds. And the bonus answer - the hitter who slammed the game-tying home run in the 8th inning - is Bernie Carbo.

While Fisk's home run came at a particularly propitious moment for dramatic effect, and was enhanced by his marvelous arm-waving dance down the first base line, I think that Carbo's home run was the more magnificent achievement. If Fisk doesn't hit his, the game would have continued. Without Carbo's shot, the Sox more than likely lose the game in very unspectacular fashion.

Hail Mary

Are you ready for some football?

It's the day after Thanksgiving and the Boston College Eagles travel to Miami to take on the Hurricanes. It turns out to be an amazing battle of two virtually unstoppable offenses. A national TV audience is treated to Miami and BC battling back-and-forth, trading scores all day, until Miami takes a 45 - 41 lead with under a minute left.

Bernie Kosar has been magnificent for the Hurricanes. However, his Boston College counterpart has been equally magnificent and he is about to become certifiably miraculous. On what will be the last play of the game, Doug Flutie takes the snap from center and rolls out to his right. As time expires, he heaves the ball some 60+ yards towards the end zone.

Somehow, some improbable way, a BC receiver gets behind the defense and is able to come up with the ball thrown by Flutie. Touchdown! The Eagles win on the Hail Mary of all Hail Marys, 47 - 45.

Flutie wins the Heisman trophy that year and goes on to a long and distinguished career in professional football. But... who was the miraculous receiver?

A - The player who got behind the defense and caught the ball was Gerard Phelan.

Phelan was a good receiver who played a short career in the NFL. He probably deserves much more credit for that touchdown than he usually gets. You cannot find a bigger Doug Flutie fan than me - he deserved much better than the NFL ever gave him, and I firmly believe that he is the best quarterback, pound-for-pound, who ever played the damn game - but I wouldn't be averse to this play being referred to as "Phelan's Catch", rather than "Flutie's Pass", a bit more often.


Bobby Orr, having scored the game-winning goal in overtime of game four, flies through the air like Superman - which he was, of course. The Bruins win the Stanley Cup!

Ah, but who was the Hall-Of-Fame goalie that Orr scored on?

A - Glenn Hall.

It was said of Hall that he puked before every game. Can't say that I blame him. Notice anything interesting about the photo here? Yup, no mask. Glenn Hall played hockey when there were only SIX goaltenders good enough to play in the National Hockey League. Each team carried one goalkeeper, no backup, and NONE OF THEM wore face masks. You had to have more guts than brains to play goal in those days.

By the time Orr scored his goal, there were twelve teams with two goalies (or more) apiece and there were no more than one or two goaltenders remaining who didn't wear a mask. Even Hall had taken to wearing one by then. He retired not too long after that series and is a member of the NHL Hall Of Fame; deservedly so. Great goalie. He once played 552 consecutive games in goal, which is still the NHL record. If you ask me, that's easily a match for Cal Ripken's consecutive games played streak in baseball.

Hall-Of-Fame stats for Glenn Hall here.


There's a great little movie from the 70's called Phantom Of The Paradise. One of the main characters is Beef, a somewhat fey heavy metal vocalist. Beef takes a lot of drugs. The title character has been wreaking havoc backstage, including attacking Beef while he was showering. Beef tells someone about the attack and the person he tells, knowing Beef's proclivity for drug usage, says that Beef probably imagined the whole thing. In reply, Beef says, "I know real real from drug real!"

Similarly, there is real tragedy and sports tragedy. We should all know the difference.

Tony C

Tony Conigliaro was a local boy made good. From Revere, he was the A. L. Home Run Champ in 1965. He was the youngest player in the history of baseball to have hit 100 career home runs and he looked to have a decent shot at being the all-time leader in that category someday. He also had good looks that made a fair number of female Sox fans weak at the knees. In 1967, he was the rightfielder on the first Sox team in more than 15 years to find itself in the thick of a true pennant race.

One pitch changed everything. On a hot August night, he was struck square in the eye by a fastball. It crushed his eye socket. It would be 1969 - 21 months later - before Conigliaro stepped into the box to again face major league pitching. That he came back at all from such a horrific injury was heroic enough, but he also had a very good year in 1970, stroking 36 home runs. In 1971, he had to retire after suffering continual bouts of double vision. He came back AGAIN in 1975, making the team in spring training. He only played a handful of games, though, and that was that.

More true tragedy awaited him. Having been in Boston to interview for a sportscasting position in 1982, Tony was being driven to the airport by his brother, Billy, when he suffered a massive heart attack. A series of strokes followed. He was confined to a wheelchair for the rest of his life. He died at the age of 45.

Who threw the pitch that changed everything for Tony Conigliaro?

A - Jack Hamilton of the Angels.

Interesting note: Hamilton tried to visit Conigliaro in the hospital, but they wouldn't let him. There has always been some conjecture about whether or not Hamilton had tried to hit Conigliaro or if it was just totally an accident.

I'd be willing to wager it was a bit of both. Conigliaro consistently crowded the plate and, in those days, it was common practice for a pitcher to throw hard and inside at a batter who did so. It was not looked upon as anything other than part of the game. However, there had always been an unwritten rule that you threw to claim your part of the plate but you didn't necessarily try to maim someone in doing so. Where did each pitcher draw that line? Only the pitcher knows what his real intentions are when he releases the ball, so...

Hamilton gained an unwillingness to pitch inside following the incident and his strikeouts declined precipitously. He himself was out of baseball within three years.

"There's a slow roller up the first base line..."

And then there is the tragedy we ourselves invent and then foster on others unfairly.

Bill Buckner was a great baseball player. He was a batting champion and had amassed close to 2,500 hits. He had great resolve and courage. His knees were horrible - his ankles may have been even worse - and he hobbled around the bases when he had to run. A lesser man would have retired from baseball already, but Buckner was willing to give up his body for the game he loved.

In 1986, the Red Sox don't make the World Series without Bill Buckner. It's that simple. He had 18 home runs and 102 RBI. And he played a good first base all year. The yahoos and dolts who only remember the one ground ball that went through his legs, and who would blame the Red Sox loss in that series on Buckner, are wholly unjustified. Reasonable baseball fans know this as surely as they know their own names, but still Buckner is vilified by the great idiotic masses. It is a tragedy for Buckner, but only because so many casual observers refuse to see the big picture. These self-blinded fools created their own hell and, not content to suffer alone, condemned Buckner to eternal damnation in it.

(Take this to the bank. Anyone who uses "Buckner" as a pejorative is a dilettante, not a true baseball fan. Ignore him or her with fearless and absolute impunity. They know nothing about the sport.)

Who hit the slow roller that went through Billy Buck's legs?

A - The delightfully-named Mookie Wilson. How can you NOT like someone named Mookie?

OK, if you're still pissed about that series, you're probably calling me a whole bunch of names that are less delightful than Mookie. What? Would you rather have been beaten by somebody named Rock or Brick or something more macho? It could have been worse you know. It could have been Ho Jo.


The electric moment when history is made!

(History is made in non-electric moments, also. As a matter of fact, to be precise, history isn't made at all. It just keeps on happening and, later on, we choose what part of it to tell future generations about. However, I digress, rather Calvinistically.)


Before Bonds, McGwire, Sosa and second basemen with warning track power from all over the world started bulking up on steroids and other assorted junk, making home runs a much cheaper commodity, there was Roger Maris. In 1961, Roger Maris broke Babe Ruth's single season home run record which had been set way back in 1927. Maris hit 61 home runs, dramatically getting the final one, the tiebreaker, in the last game of the season.

Some of you are saying, "Well, this is sports alright, but what does it have to do with Boston?"

Simple. The final game was against the Red Sox. Maris set the record by belting his home run off of a Red Sox pitcher. Which one?

A - The ill-fated Tracy Stallard.

Stallard's ill-fatedness was comical, as opposed to the afore-mentioned truly tragic Donnie Moore. After Stallard gained ignominy as the guy who gave up the record-breaking home run to Maris, he became a member of the New York Mets. In his two seasons with the Mets, he had a combined record of 16 - 37, leading the National League in losses with 20 in 1964.

And he had a girl's first name.


Each team gets 27 outs in a regulation nine-inning baseball game. The difference between a good team and a bad team is often not how many hits they get, but how productive their outs are. The out with the least possibility for any sort of productivity is the strikeout. Even a double play grounder starts out dangerously. A strikeout doesn't start out at all.

Roger Clemens struck out 20 Seattle Mariners in one game. That means that 20 out of a possible 27 outs didn't even leave the catcher's mitt. Stuff like this is always arguable, but I'll say that this was the most dominant one-game pitching performance ever. It certainly is the most dominant one I ever saw.

What unfortunate member of the unfortunate Mariners became Clemens' record-breaking 20th strikeout victim of the night?

A - The thoroughly over-matched Phil Bradley. It was the fourth strikeout for Bradley, which means he accounted for 20% of the record all on his own.

And, having nothing else of interest to say about Phil Bradley, that's that.

Soon, with more better stuff.


Daryl said...

whose on first?

Shrinky said...

Call that a quiz? I scored all of nil (stamping my foot, wearing a huge pout), 'nuff of this sports sh-, er, jargon, when are you gonna' put up something even I can understand??

Chris@Knucklehead! said...

Great work, Jim, I especially liked that first part.

And wow, Danny Cater? Yankee fans know him as the scrub we gave away to get Sparky Lyle. You didn't mention it, but more often than not, when a guy goes from the Sox to the Yankees, he usually does at least as well, if not better. Babe Ruth is the most obvious example, but there's also Lyle, Clemens and Damon. That being said, my LEAST favorite player to ever wear pinstripes is Wade Boggs. He spent years in loser-dom, and then at the very end decided to get his ring by gravy-training on the Yankee Dynasty. And then take a victory lap on an NYPD horse, like he'd been toiling for years? What a douche.

Baseball's version of Raymond Bourque, if Ray had won the cup with say, Montreal instead of Colorado.

Moannie said...
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Moannie said...

I'll be honest, Jim, I skimmed, stopping now and then to read something that caught my eye. Then found myself scrolling back to read more.

It was a quiz, for those aficionados of all things round and bouncy, but there were plenty of great stories too. You will make a sporty woman of me yet. XX

Craig said...

I loved this, Sully! Thankyouthankyouthankyou (how many do I need, to counterbalance the nattering nabobs of negativity?)

Thing is, I remember so much of it. I certainly remember that BC-Miami game. The thing that's always stuck in my mind about it, is that, heading into the 4th quarter, the score was something like 17-14; the whole 4th quarter was just an incredible series of punch-counterpunch, each team just charging down the field, and answering every score by the other. BC might've been fortunate to have the ball last, even tho they only had one shot, from 60 yards away. . .

I've nursed something of a low-grade Tony C cult in the back of my head for several years. He's like Herb Score - a young guy on his way to the Hall of Fame, who gets tragically cut short by a horrific injury. He's also the answer to one of my favorite trivia questions - the youngest major-leaguer to hit his age in home runs (24 when he was 19) (Barry Bonds ruined the other end of the question - the oldest to do so - which used to be Hank Aaron, who hit 40 when he was 39).

And you're spot-on re Bill Buckner. The Sox might not even be IN that series without Billy Bucks. (And just as an aside, before he was with the Mets, HoJo played in the '84 Series for my Tigers; just sayin'. . .)

Buck said...

Bezbol? Wazzat? ;-)

But then there's this:

The Eagles win on the Hail Mary of all Hail Marys, 47 - 45.

I remember that game WELL. I was at work that day (in my FINAL Air Force assignment at Tinker Airplane Patch) and we had a smuggled-in teevee in the office... I stayed until the game was over, overtime, if you will... just to see the end. One of the best decisions I ever made.... bar none.

Nice post! Good luck to the B's tonite... they've been snakebit so far and I HOPE they turn it around tonite.

Michelle H. said...

Dare I say it??? Yes, I will. I skimmed over, glanced at a few photos, and not I'm committing the most sacreligious (sic) thing known to bloggy kind. I'm leaving a comment without reading the post. Oh, well.

(sorry. hectic day. If I find the time, I'll come back and do more in-depth reading.)

Expat From Hell said...

My first exposure to the Sox was, growing up in LA, an alumni from my high school made his career there. Do you remember Frank Sullivan? Tall dude, 6'6", and could throw bullets. Unfortunately, you traded him to Philly for Gene Conley. Remember Gene? He played for the Celtics AT THE SAME TIME as he was playing for the Sox. Love this stuff, and always appreciate those who can remember and recall like you. EFH

lime said...

while i have come around to enjoying baseball in my later years so i cannot pretend to be even remotely knowledgeable, i will never forget watching the 86 world series with my 2 best guy pals, the future mr lime and the guy who introduced us. mr lime loves the mets. the pal loves the bosox. watching the ball roll thru bill buckner's legs was probably the first thing that made me see how much fun the game could be.

other sad boston moments. mr. lime is a giants fan. my boy is a patriots fan. yeah, you know which superbowl we are talking about. the boy took a whole season of trash talkign form all the giants fans in the area and held his head up with the undefeated season and slung the trash right back. in the week before the game the air in our house was thick with insults. the game was close. and my boy went to bed in tears at the loss knowing he'd have to face a school full of giants fans the next day....wearing their jersey, because the bet he'd made with is dad that the loser's team would wear the winner's team jersey the next day. oh, the shame!

Shammickite said...

That's a really long blog post and I have to admit that I didn't read it all, I just looked at the pictures. That chap with the black eye must have run into a doorpost or something.
Hey.... how about the Stanley Cup series, Vancouver vs. Boston... who's gonna win the cup?

Clare Dunn said...

I DID read the whole post, and I loved it.

Tony Conigliaro was my all-time favorite sports professional ever. I attended several games at Fenway during 1969, just so I could watch him play. Yes, I was still in H.S. then, and, yes, I had a major schoolgirl crush on him! But I was in good did every other Red Sox fan nation-wide!

I agree, Bill Buckner got a raw deal from the goat-seekers. But, it was so shocking to watch a seasoned professional -- a GREAT player -- make a mistake like that, especially in that situation, that it was natural to place blame. Time has softened most of us, but BOOO! to those who still bad-mouth a very fine player.


Jeni said...

WOW! I'm almost inclined to say that was TMI -but that is only because that's a whole hell of a lot of information to try to digest in one post - especially when one's short term memory is as short as mine is! But it was interesting to read at the time, anyway, regardless of whether I will remember that stuff or not.

Uncle Skip, said...

Two words:
Jackie Jensen - one of the best players to come out of the Bay Area who wasn't named DiMaggio.

just sayin'

Hilary said...

Ah sorry, you lost me at "I'm re-posting a sports quiz" but I'll be back again for your next more better stuff. :)

Ananda girl said...

Yikes! I am terrible at sports quizzes.

I am a Red Sox fan... and I like to think of it as a roller coaster ride.