Friday, September 16, 2016

Fried Chicken, The Boston Marathon & Hillary Clinton

What do those things have in common? Just about nothing, really. However, I've found a way to squash them all into my most recent column at The Boston Herald, which you can read by clicking onto this handy link!

By the way, clicking onto the link will not only get you to the website where you can read my amazingly mystifying attempt to tie together those disparate elements, it will also earn you a big old bucket of karma points. If you need some instant karma, here's your chance!

(Well, not really. At least, maybe not. I have no idea if you'll score some sort of divine favor by reading my stuff, but it probably falls under the corporal acts of mercy in some way or another what with me being otherwise unable to earn any sort of a decent living. You'll be feeding the hungry, in a roundabout way, I suppose.)

Soon, with more better stuff, in all likelihood.


Shammickite said...

GJ may be able to run, jump, swim etc better than HC and DT, but he didn't know what Aleppo is.

Craig said...

I just think it's hilarious that, back in the day when Reagan was elected, people hammered on his advanced age, and made jokes about nodding off during cabinet meetings, etc. But Trump would be even older than Reagan if he's elected, and Hillary would only be younger by a few months, and neither of them has Reagan's robust, healthy lifestyle. . .

messymimi said...

More food for thought where the third party candidate is concerned.

Ami said...

Recently saw a photo of HC, DT and Gary.

"Why choose the left nut or the right nut when you can have the Johnson?"


Oh, and pneumonia doesn't usually make the person look like she's starring in Weekend at Bernie's.

Absolut Ruiness said...

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