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- Jim "Suldog" Sullivan
- Watertown, Massachusetts, United States
- Just the voice of one crying over spilt milk in the wilderness...
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The BEST Writer On The Internet
The Most Hilarious Knucklehead Ever
The Best Comic Strip On The Web!
The Artist Formerly Known As Donatello
NOT A Small Green Citrus Fruit, Despite What She Claims
LimeThe Nicest Retired Air Force Sergeant In New Mexico!
She's Not Surly At All! What A Misnomer!
Ananda? What The Hell Is That?
First She's Sad, Then She's Happy!
He Lives In California, So He Has To Be The Way He Is. Proposition 62 Mandated It!
My Favorite Photographer (And Her Words Ain't Half Bad, Either, Although She's From Canada And Adds Too Many "U"s To Them Sometimes.)
(I would gladly give everybody their very own separate listing, but I've run out of things to say for the moment. Meanwhile, these people down here are just as important, and nice, and generous, and friendly, and worth reading!)
My Wonderful Worldwide Blog Buddies, Listed Alphabetically By Their Locations.
Australia
Canada
India
Italy
New Zealand
Netherlands
UK
USA! USA!
Red Sox Nation (and the suburbs of Celticville, Patriotown and Bruinburg)
Useful, Interesting & Informative Sites (Therefore, They Bear No Resemblance Whatsoever To Where You Are Now)
Here is where those folks who haven't posted in over a month go to live
Softball Stuff
A short (but meaningful) life; some lessons well worth your time
Ping!
If every one of these people had given me ten dollars, I'd have retired and I wouldn't be bothering you. Even if they'd thrown me ten cents, I might have quit. Too late now!
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The Blog I Write For My Place Of Employment
My Boss, And One Heck Of A Photographer
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My Big Hairy Page Rank
THANKSGIVING COMES FIRST
This is an award I received. Obviously, somebody made a huge mistake.
E For Excellent
Here's Another Award I Received. Obviously, ANOTHER Mistake Was Made.
E For Excrement
On the other hand, this seems to have been no mistake at all.
The Arte Y Pico Award
Here's yet ANOTHER award some poor soul mistakenly bestowed on me. Some folks are severely misguided. They are under the impression that I deserve stuff like this. Pitiful.
Friend!
This came from Crazy Cath, thus proving that she deserves the name.
Brilliante!
This is getting ridiculous, people. Are you frickin' blind? I don't deserve any awards at all, let alone however many this makes. Lay off! I do NOT want to have to live up to these!
Million Dollar Friend
Yet another award from some misguided soul. Million Dollar Friend? Me? Maybe in Guyanese Dollars...
Must See Blog!
Must See Blog? THIS?!? You people are becoming more demented with each passing minute. The only way this blog is a "must see" is if you want a brain aneurysm from trying to work your way through my convoluted (and painfully parentheses filled) paragraphs full of lies, vulgarities, self-aggrandizations, and out-of-date references. If you came here from Sandra Ree's place, rest assured that, by actually directing you to this pile of perfervid putridity, she hates your guts.
Arvore da Felicidade
You people never learn. Here's another award. Or so I'm told, anyway. Apparently, it is written in Portuguese. It purportedly says all sorts of swell things. For all I know, it says, "Take this tree and shove it up your...!" No, it couldn't say anything like that. Michelle is far too nice to tell me that. I think.
The Super Commenter Award
Apparently, you get this one because you're a long-winded bastard who hijacks other people's comments sections. Finally, an award I deserve!
Just Plain Fun To Read!
Another award. Amazing. Somehow, I seem to have bamboozled whole bunches of otherwise sane people into thinking I am worthy of notice. Of course, this award comes from Supreme Exalted Empress Lime, so I can't refuse it and expect to live. (Cute girl. Maybe I'm supposed to be the pooch?)
Let Them Eat Cake!
Supposedly, this was given me because I keep it real. The mind boggles.
The Friends Award
In being awarded this spiffy new, um, award, part of the qualifications for it read as follows: [these bloggers] are not interested in self-aggrandizement. Beelzebub on jet-powered roller skates! Me? Not interested in self-aggrandizement? My every waking thought concerns self-aggrandizement. But I'm taking the award, anyway, because, well, see the previous sentence.
The Kreativ Blogger Award
I Em Onnurred!
Aarrgghh! It's coming to get me!
Aarrgghh! Michelle Hickman Gave Me PD!
When life gives you lemons, tell life to go and f*** itself.
I Jiggled Her Jell-O!
Finally! An Award That Makes Sense!
Palabras Como Rosas
Friend Of Brassieres Perry Como Flowers? WTF?
The Noblesse Oblige Award
Accepted with the proviso that I don't have to eat any crawfish
The Uplifting Blogger Award
From Eddie Bluelights, internationally famous duck fondler and Queen Elizabeth impersonator!
You Make Me Smile Award
Well, At Least ONE Person Finds Me Entertaining...
The Pop Tart Award
I Like To Slather Them In Ketchup And Wrap Them In Baloney!
These, Too!
HIGH-larious? Might there be something illicit here? A bit of Barbie contraband, perhaps? *snort*
The 2009 Smoot Award
I Was Named Something-Or-Other Of The Year! Wahoo!
I am also the Adrian Adonis of Articles, as well as the Hulk Hogan of Hieroglyphics!
I believe I may be Pooh. And I am also apparently some character from A. A. Milne.
The Honest Crap Award
I certainly deserve THIS one! Oh, wait - it's The Honest SCRAP Award. I have no idea if I deserve THAT. I'm keeping it anyway.
The Over The Top Award
A woman in an apron? Wow! That's What I Call Over The Top!
The Poindexter Award
'cause I'm like all smart 'n stuff
The Scary Clown Award
'cause I'm like all melted 'n stuff? Or I'm funny - haha - like a clown? Or I'm scary? Or something. Damned if I know.
Good parenting stuff! Go here, learn something, stop shaking those babies, you dopes!
If you're really sick to death of blogs and bloggers and blogging...
11 comments:
I'm extremely allergic to bee and wasp bites so I don't know how long I could keep my cool with them hovering about me!!!!!
Thanks for providing the material for tonight's nightmare
I went there and saw bugs. BIG bugs. Now I have the jeebie heebies and worst of all, I couldn't read your story because of the pictures of bugs.
I'm with Connie/Mom -- a wasp sting put me in the hospital for a few days when I was 16 (anaphylactic shock -- I was passed out within 10 minutes or so)... but I coulda used a few trillion of those guys one year when I drove down to Nashville -- it was a 17-year-cicada year, and the cicadas were out in force all through the lower mid-Atlantic region. I kept hearing this buzz/whining noise as I was driving down I-81. I'd think, "Is something wrong with the car?" I'd pull over, shut off the engine... and the sound was still there -- it wasn't my car, it was the cicadas! I'd start up again, get back on the road... and awhile later, would again become convinced that the car was making some kind of sound.... I'd stop again... Nope, still just the insects! Start, drive, repeat!
I reckon peeps should go read - it is fascinating. And now I know they won't sting me, I can look and read.
Now I am googling cicada, although urbie's comment gives me a clue... :)
Not sure I could let one hover around within a foot of me without a reaction to whack it or swat at it. The pictures alone creep me out !
~ R ~
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chowderhead! I love it! Thanks for sharing. (I got here via oodlesoffunch, BTW)
The first time I saw one of these suckers, I had lived in the Mid-Atlantic area for about 8 years...When they come of a 17 year hibernation I thought what the F**K? Ugly, scary, and of no use to man..
One of my dogs, Ellie-Ma,e would just pounce, kill, and eat.....Trip to the vet as these big F***ers are too much protein for dogs. I hate them!
Carpenter Bees do the same thing, fly right up and look at you. It's funny watching them fight with each other.
Very interesting. Hhm. I don't think we have those in Socal. I we do I've never seen one. Thanks for being so informative.
Just found a cicada nest in our backyard, YIKES!!!! Ugly little critter! Apparently we aren't suppose to kill it, they'll be gone before we know it! (I hope so!)
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