Tuesday, July 07, 2009
... and you will see that I have changed the title of this blog.
[Addendum 7/16/2009 - No, you won't. This post was a joke. I did change the name, to 1-A SULDOG, for the length of time this post was on the front page. Now? It makes no sense whatsoever, unless you use your imagination. Feel free to do so.]
Why? Because I'm sick of being listed so far down on the sidebars of those of you who choose to list folks alphabetically, that's why. I figure I'm missing out on whole scads of readers because of that.
(Now, if I was as egotistical a jerk as I make myself out to be in what follows, I would have said, "I figure whole scads of readers are missing out on me because of that." Bear that in mind and comment accordingly, OK?)
All my life, I've been among the downtrodden masses of those cursed with names that begin with one of the latter 13 letters of the alphabet. And "S" is 19th, so even when the rare "reverse alphabetical order" listing (or lining-up, or whatever else) occurs, I've still been relegated to 8 spots down in the order.
I'll no doubt change it back soon enough - the "1-A" makes no sense at all - but, for now, I'm going to wait a bit and see if I pop up at the top of any listings in the next few days.
(Or see if you have any brains at all and drop me completely for having such a sucky "Me First!" attitude.)
Speaking of being dropped completely, I've removed two people from their usual sidebar listings here and put them into their very own special category lower down on the page.
[Another frickin' addendum: Nope. Same story as the first addendum.]
I did this because they... well, hell, it's all explained in the header to that category. If you really care, you could scroll down and read it.
[Yet Another Addendum: Don't bother. You probably knew that by now.]
I am the mighty and omnipotent 1-A Suldog! Fear my wrath! And my odor, as well.
(Or pity my delusions of grandeur. Your choice, and I'm fine with whatever you choose.)
I will be doing some other reorganizing around here while I'm (tee-hee) taking a break from posting, so be on your best behavior or I'll make up stupid and lonely categories for all of you weezers.
Soon, with more monomaniacal ravings.