Sunday, August 30, 2015

I Love The Little League World Series

The Little League World Series is my favorite sporting event. I would rhapsodize at length about it here, but
 that would be doing a disservice to the Boston Herald because my wonderful editor over there bought
 my piece about the LLWS and is running it today on the op-ed pages.

If you want to read my rhapsodizing, here's where to go to do so...

If you don't want to go there, I could suggest someplace else to go.
I will not, however, provide a link. It is Sunday and I'm a Christian.
Providing you direct service there, even if you don't want to read my stuff, isn't quite in the spirit of my faith.

As always, buying a hard copy of the paper could pay off.
When I have my Pulitzer Prize party
(sometime in 2029)
presenting a hard copy of today's Herald will entitle you to admission.
And there will be FREE chili dogs, so you should give that your most serious consideration!

I thank you for reading me here.
I thank you even more for reading me there.
I will say a prayer of thanks for you if you leave a kind comment there.
And I'll gladly take the stand and perjure myself in your murder trial, if you write an actual letter to the editor.

Soon, with more better stuff.

(No, I haven't any reasonable explanation for centering my copy today. Just playing with your head.)