Thursday, May 23, 2013
Wrestlers have entrance music. Most use chug-a-chug heavy metal.
Some entrances use classical music.
I think everybody should have entrance music. You walk into the office for the first time each day? Entrance music. You enter a restaurant? Entrance music. You go into a public restroom? Entrance music.
Come on! You can't tell me you wouldn't dig it. If your entrance music is Iron Man by Black Sabbath...
... you know every person taking a whiz will turn to see who just came into the room.
I've given a lot of thought to what I'd like to have as my entrance music.
(I have. That's why I'm the tremendous success I am today,)
For a long time, I thought it would be Highway Star by Deep Purple.
Why not? It's my favorite song by my favorite group. It's fast, loud, gritty, has a couple of great solos, really stoopid lyrics... What's not to love?
Then I thought about it some more. Everybody and his brother has something hard and heavy for entrance music. If it's not hard and heavy, it's pompous and classical. So, I decided I'd go with sexist and confusing!
Yup. That's my entrance music. And I do think everybody should have one, so there.
If you could have entrance music, what would it be?