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Sunday, July 13, 2014
Massachusetts Driving Lesson
That's what I called the piece I submitted to the Boston Herald. It may still be called that; I don't know. Why don't we both go to the Herald website and find out, eh?
I've driven in most every state in the Union. New Jersey drivers are bad, New York drivers are really bad, but hands down Massachusetts drivers are the worst.
hehehehe love it! but are you sure you're not talking about Toronto drivers? (I don't live in Toronto.... just a hop, skip and a jump outside, so you couldn't possible be talking about me!)
But wait!! You forgot to talk about the mandatory stooping for pedestrians at EVERY crosswalk. Down town. Every 25 feet. Even when the cops don't do it.
Hilarious!! I cannot comment there because I blog in disguise, but I think you have out-done yourself here.
ReplyDeleteI've driven in most every state in the Union. New Jersey drivers are bad, New York drivers are really bad, but hands down Massachusetts drivers are the worst.
ReplyDeleteThis all explains it.
I worry that someone from MIT or Harvard is going to write the codes for driverless cars.
ReplyDeleteLove the article.
ReplyDeleteIts voice is soooo "you."
That's what I love about it.
a winner …. truly
ReplyDeletehehehehe love it! but are you sure you're not talking about Toronto drivers? (I don't live in Toronto.... just a hop, skip and a jump outside, so you couldn't possible be talking about me!)
ReplyDeleteLove it Jim
ReplyDeleteI must come and read ALL your Boston
Herald articles.
Simply brilliant humour - bet they all love you there ~ Eddoe :)
oops wrong email - try this one!
ReplyDeleteLove it Jim
I must come and read ALL your Boston
Herald articles.
Simply brilliant humour - bet they all love you there ~ Eddie :)
But wait!! You forgot to talk about the mandatory stooping for pedestrians at EVERY crosswalk. Down town. Every 25 feet. Even when the cops don't do it.
ReplyDeleteThere's a point system ya know...
Or maybe that only applies to South Shore.
Ha! Very true. Except for the part about the snow, I think much of your observation could be applicable to Texas, too. :)
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Juli - Let's not start on pedestrians. That's a whole 'nother aggravating subject.
ReplyDeleteLoved it. And you're not really a gas troll. :)
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