tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15329973.post6327313640845789324..comments2023-12-27T16:41:07.438-05:00Comments on Suldog: Three Awards, A Meme, And A FondueSuldoghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07778845367184916684noreply@blogger.comBlogger47125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15329973.post-48779781973060770622009-07-06T15:09:33.489-04:002009-07-06T15:09:33.489-04:00The things I miss. In my defense, I was busy build...The things I miss. In my defense, I was busy building a windmill and making a conquistador hat on Friday. (seriously)<br />I'm Southern, but there's no way you can make me eat a crayfish, crawfish, or whatever. I swear I'm going to make up an award to give you. Oh, and I think Sarah is right.Janethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02190489990653412687noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15329973.post-2064955049835197632009-07-05T13:05:35.908-04:002009-07-05T13:05:35.908-04:00God forbid that Marguerite ever finds my blog. Er...God forbid that Marguerite ever finds my blog. Ergg. <br /><br />My only other comment is that I cannot believe anyone would just 'skim' over your posts. Not me. I hang on every 'sullenly' surly word.<br /><br />That's enough kiss-ass.Susan English Masonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05661766173970296173noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15329973.post-69576572106905564252009-07-05T10:11:23.686-04:002009-07-05T10:11:23.686-04:00Mercy. I bopped on over from Pouty's blog and ...Mercy. I bopped on over from Pouty's blog and what should await me but handfuls of deesgusting, icky revolting BUGS. Yick.<br /><br />Anyways, I see that you are a 1961 rookie star. I had older brothers. Even older than me, I mean. Plus i love baseball. So I know these things. I even own a 1962 Rocky Colavito. I was only 7, but i loved him. Every girl did. I think it was the law or something.<br /><br />Anyway, congratulations on your awards. :-)Fireblossomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07040525704916368792noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15329973.post-85098833330805771442009-07-05T07:43:59.232-04:002009-07-05T07:43:59.232-04:00Judi - You win the prize (I don't know what it...Judi - You win the prize (I don't know what it is, but you win it!) Yes, I shamelessly stole that line from Lehrer. I figured somebody would spot it, and you were the one with guts enough to call me on it! :-)Suldoghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07778845367184916684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15329973.post-45666471647364155662009-07-04T18:10:24.011-04:002009-07-04T18:10:24.011-04:00Exhausted.
Cooking up an award when I stop laughin...Exhausted.<br />Cooking up an award when I stop laughing...Thumbelinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16797968670320215838noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15329973.post-43570108231540998582009-07-04T12:49:30.558-04:002009-07-04T12:49:30.558-04:00When I heard whispered in the wind that someone to...When I heard whispered in the wind that someone took offense to my good dear Suldog, I had to rush over and defend him.<br /><br />Please do read all his writing -- from start to end. Yes, I know he can be a blowhard, but he is a kind, wonderful blowhard whose humorous side is so prevalent in his writing that it cannot be missed -- unless you simply scan through the posts. And for that, you deserve to miss the point entirely.<br /><br />As always, I had a good laugh at this. Although compared to the flaying you did here, I had it easy from when I double-tagged you! Can't wait until you get another award, MLGF!Michelle H.https://www.blogger.com/profile/10117937124348728578noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15329973.post-38662554417722238922009-07-04T09:46:10.005-04:002009-07-04T09:46:10.005-04:00When I'm not doubled over laughing or spitting...When I'm not doubled over laughing or spitting your words out loud to my husband, I'm scared of you. Your wit has had much refinement over the years. What I really mean is that you can be a real asshole but the the funny part of it is that we all love you for it. Weird, huh?Woman in a Windowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14747858840088922077noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15329973.post-27411095334301000972009-07-04T08:52:41.681-04:002009-07-04T08:52:41.681-04:00Very clever, Sul. I came her expecting cheese or c...Very clever, Sul. I came her expecting cheese or chocolate fondue, but noooooo...Rheahttp://thegeminiweb.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15329973.post-69160324359125561962009-07-03T15:31:47.324-04:002009-07-03T15:31:47.324-04:00Great post Suldog. As always. Anyway, congrats on...Great post Suldog. As always. Anyway, congrats on the award. You deserve it. I so totally enjoy reading your posts. Thanks!Theresahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12667769917288382023noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15329973.post-67159272162657202292009-07-03T10:29:29.734-04:002009-07-03T10:29:29.734-04:00Another side-splitting post.
Since no one else po...Another side-splitting post. <br />Since no one else pointed this out, I can't resist. Were you a fan of Tom Lehrer perhaps - "and practiced animal husbandry until they caught her at it"? I love that line!<br />Have a great 4th, until next time.<br />Peace, JudiJudi FitzPatrickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03044470361875281623noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15329973.post-66112216676010226112009-07-03T09:59:52.725-04:002009-07-03T09:59:52.725-04:00Your award acceptance speeches never, ever fail to...Your award acceptance speeches never, ever fail to make me laugh. Poor Marguerite.. I hope she comes back to read over a few of your very recent posts. Everyone who knows you, knows that you're a gem. Thank you Angie and Eddie for triggering this post. <br /><br />Happy 4th to you Suldog.. from one of your many friends north of the border. :)Hilaryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12787493532006658679noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15329973.post-78253016951048574962009-07-03T05:47:00.382-04:002009-07-03T05:47:00.382-04:00Boy, talk about some scintillating conversation or...Boy, talk about some scintillating conversation or sparkling repartee for sure, the above post and commentaries are definitely all that and then some!<br />"I bid you fondue!" -now that one totally cracked me up. I will be giggling to myself no doubt for a long time to come over that sentence and probably it will become like an earworm, but not a musical one, and inevitably I will use that line of some poor unsuspecting soul who doesn't understand the punny side of life and the joys it brings. And so, to you, till after the big holiday weekend is history, I bid you a fine fondue too!<br />(Oh, just saw what my word verification here is -"Cheasi" -do you think it is implying something?Jenihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16425701332785470116noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15329973.post-65496916883178950352009-07-03T05:26:38.357-04:002009-07-03T05:26:38.357-04:00Wow, that was a zinger!! I agree with Moannie, I&#...Wow, that was a zinger!! I agree with Moannie, I'm just glad people are still prepared to give you awards and face the consequences! And naturally I'm hugely offended by the French comments - and they didn't bring a grin to my face at all!!Daisyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11235077158774802615noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15329973.post-6314266558562866032009-07-02T21:16:11.142-04:002009-07-02T21:16:11.142-04:00*is there a cliff notes version to Eddie's res...*is there a cliff notes version to Eddie's response?*Chris Stonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02843546323461336020noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15329973.post-31880637973796147112009-07-02T16:43:18.204-04:002009-07-02T16:43:18.204-04:00Hey folks!
Leave the poor guy alone!
He's part...Hey folks!<br />Leave the poor guy alone!<br />He's partially surrendered and eaten his disgusting plate of fish and chips so I am well pleased - I have him in a Boston Crab wrestling hold but in order to secure complete victory I require someone to tickle his toes. Have I any volunteers?<br />Thank you all, you decent folk, particularly the ladies for showing your loyalty and supporting me in your droves. You indeed represented the 'forces of light' in a very dark world.<br />The big question is, "Should I give him another award?"<br />Please comment "Yes" or "No" at my place so I can get the film crews in for the fight of the century.<br />Other than that Jim, you are a great chap and a true gentleman, fighting well by the "Queensbury Rules" (That's British boxing just in case you didn't know). I haven't laughed so much for ages!!<br />Jim, I think we should stage a two way battle to the death - any ideas? ~ EddieEddie Bluelightshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18069024660422117718noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15329973.post-63824408728289865972009-07-02T14:48:21.393-04:002009-07-02T14:48:21.393-04:00Congratulations on the awards and have a Happy 4th...Congratulations on the awards and have a Happy 4th! ; )Lisa Johnsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08096947438461486505noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15329973.post-14132768353865072262009-07-02T11:16:18.773-04:002009-07-02T11:16:18.773-04:00You do realize that you've opened the floodgat...You do realize that you've opened the floodgates, right? Your other blog will now be receiving awards, memes and weird pictures of food galore and you'll have no choice but to accept them with a smile.<br /><br />Poor guy.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10975021445247888037noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15329973.post-22685369808157517582009-07-02T08:52:31.286-04:002009-07-02T08:52:31.286-04:00You've outdone yourself this time Suldog! Brav...You've outdone yourself this time Suldog! Bravo!Jazzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14644896022880634803noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15329973.post-8992298192730498302009-07-02T08:33:00.716-04:002009-07-02T08:33:00.716-04:00Marguerite - All of the people I "insulted&qu...Marguerite - All of the people I "insulted" got it. Angie got it; Eddie got it; Fhina got it; and Four Paws got it. You seem to be the only one who didn't (with the exception of Shammickite, who at least <i>admitted</i> she didn't read it.)<br /><br />I can only assume you didn't read the first paragraph, the one in brackets, or at least you didn't comprehend it. Are you willing to stand there and tell me you did actually read this whole thing? Or perhaps you just <i>scanned</i> most of it, saw some particular insults and swears that rubbed you the wrong way, didn't see the many times I included <i>myself</i> among those being flayed, and decided to get up on your high horse and... oh, why bother? Go suck on a crawfish and leave me alone.Suldoghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07778845367184916684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15329973.post-10603969887898246562009-07-02T05:20:28.088-04:002009-07-02T05:20:28.088-04:00I am so gratful that there are still people out th...I am so gratful that there are still people out there prepared to face your wrath and give you awards; how else would you be driven to such scurrilous and very funny venting so that we, trembling slightly for the donors are treated to a good few belly laughs while drawing sharp intakes of breath.<br /><br />Keep it up, brave ones.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15329973.post-25312843623425876972009-07-01T22:33:49.626-04:002009-07-01T22:33:49.626-04:00For crying out loud...I'm not sure whether to ...For crying out loud...I'm not sure whether to laugh or blush, so will just pretend that your computer has been invaded by ill mannered children...oh what the hell, I know better than that...but I needed a good laugh...<br />SandiSandi McBridehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09033518416111957858noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15329973.post-56033761783240150252009-07-01T21:47:51.171-04:002009-07-01T21:47:51.171-04:00Well, I finally found time to check out the great ...Well, I finally found time to check out the great Suldog. I've seen you around and had the mistaken impression that you were somehow intelligent. This post is not only ignorant, but insulting to me and I'm sure many other readers that don't have enough nerve to comment. Shame on you Suldog and until you taste a crawfish, don't knock them. I am the one who passed the Noblesse Oblige award to Angie and cannot imagine why she thought that you deserved it. And your remarks about Eddie Bluelights were dispicible, as well, since Eddie is such a nice person. What was Angie thinking???Margueritehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15846051579802335412noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15329973.post-45247102824664612942009-07-01T19:46:37.591-04:002009-07-01T19:46:37.591-04:00It's been a long week and it is only Wednesday...It's been a long week and it is only Wednesday; thanks for the funny!Funny Girlnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15329973.post-84232760876152426052009-07-01T19:40:15.535-04:002009-07-01T19:40:15.535-04:00Well, Sir Jim of Suldog - you've been and gone...Well, Sir Jim of Suldog - you've been and gone a done it now, my man! Questioning my 'orientation' indeed - that's a first I can tell you! I am coming over personally to rearrange your anatomy extensively!! I expect you are relieved Concorde is no longer in service 'cause if it was your ass would be busted already!!<br />Lola is coming over and I have asked he to contact you and inform you I am out to get you and pulverise you.<br />No look here!! I challenged you to a duel not long ago and got a wingey, whiney, nandy pandy response about water mellons at 20 paces!! and for seconds you requested another plate of veal!!<br />What sort of a response is that?? What are you, man or mouse?? I'm coming over personally to ram that plate of fish and chips down your cake hole, so there!!<br />Now, kind Sir!! you deserve to be taught a huge lesson - I shall therefore deluge you with copious amounts of verbal diahorea (Oh shit I can't spell diahorea and I am not wasting time looking it up).<br />Talking of crap I think you do agree with me that American Football deserves such an accolade since I still cannot fathom what those commentators mean by third base, liners, and all the other drivel they spout endlessly as the locusts swarm and run round in meaningless circles.<br />I agree our game of rounders was a good foundation for your baseball and you chaps have done a great job to as you all say endlessly to everything we invent, "Make it bigger and Better!" Well done for that - great game!<br />Now, get in order Suldog. We British are still your Lords and Masters - we are mounting a return in revenge for chucking us out and for the Battle of New Orleans. We will lick you next time and the first thing we will do when we win is to rid the world of that ridiculous game and to introduce our queen as your sovereign and to make you recognise the letter U in your alphabet which seems lacking in words like colour and armour. In exchange we shall be state no 51and we shall all come over and give you lot elocution lessons so you can talk properly like us and thereby play Roman Generals (like Jack Hawkins) in epics like Ben Hur rather than humdrum parts Charlton Heston plays. I think there is a big maket over there because you all love us really and queue up for ages to hear us talk a load of rubbish from people like Tony and Cherie Blair.<br />In conclusion I will have great satisfaction seeing you on your knees screaming:<br /><br />"ESAELP EVAH YCREM NO EM"<br /><br />Play it backwards my man - it means:<br /><br />"PLEASE HAVE MERCY ON ME"<br /><br />I look forward immensely to awarding you another Prize but I have not got one yet unless there is anyone out there willing to give me one so I can make you squirm yet again!!!!<br />I have an ally I see in the form of "A woman of no importance" Well done sister, we licked hi good.<br /><br />Loved this Jim - had a great time HA HA HA LOLEddie Bluelightshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18069024660422117718noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15329973.post-23415740349569118742009-07-01T19:33:36.074-04:002009-07-01T19:33:36.074-04:00Here's the Suldog I know and love: the curmudg...Here's the Suldog I know and love: the curmudgeonly old son of a bitch who bites the heads off small animals and steals toys from children just to watch them cry. Enjoy the long weekend, sans softball. That's a lot of hours for beehive sitting with an ass crack full of pollen.MVDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12335170211448099206noreply@blogger.com