Serving the public need for obvious jokes, maudlin sentimentality, and self-righteous claptrap, since 1957.
Thursday, March 16, 2006
In Which My Reply To A Comment Becomes Literal*
Knock-Knock.
Who's There?
Boo.
Boo Who?
Aw, don't cry. It's not as bad as you think.
Knock-Knock.
Who's There?
Woo.
Woo Who?
See? You're feeling better already!
Knock-Knock.
Who's There?
Arch.
Arch Who?
Gesundheit.
Knock-Knock.
Who's There?
Chooch.
Chooch Who?
OK, we can play trains, but I get to be the engineer.
Knock-Knock
Who's There?
The Interrupting Cow.
The Interrup
MOO!
Knock-Knock.
Who's There?
Jesus.
Jesus Who?
OK, you go to hell. Next!
Knock-Knock.
Who's There?
Owlgo.
Owlgo Who?
Yes, and dog go "Woof".
Knock-Knock.
Who's There?
The Jehovah's Witnesses.
Crap.
Knock-Knock.
Who's There?
Pee Cup.
Pee Cup Who?
I see you!
Knock-Knock.
Who's There?
Panther.
Panther Who?
Panther no panth, I'm goin' thwimmin'..
Knock-Knock.
Who's There?
The Libertarian Candidate For State Rep From The 13th Suffolk District.
I can't sign your petition. I'm a Democrat.
But... (slam)
Knock-Knock.
Who's There?
Harold Pinter.
Eugene Ionesco Who?
Wash 'n Wear Giraffe Radios.
Knock-Knock.
Who's There?
Suldog.
Suldog Who?
Suldog who will see you on Monday.
* If you find the title of this piece confusing, go here, scroll down and read the comments.
Goint to the bottom elsewhere..... Now that was clever! Happy St.Pat's.
ReplyDeleteI loved them, so did my son!
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