tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15329973.post6339225971987703589..comments2023-12-27T16:41:07.438-05:00Comments on Suldog: FartsSuldoghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07778845367184916684noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15329973.post-73496284212197949192015-03-02T03:37:54.085-05:002015-03-02T03:37:54.085-05:00Good stuff as always, Jim.
I have been trying f...Good stuff as always, Jim. <br /><br />I have been trying for ages to get one of my things to go viral. I make up things which people tend to believe and then I say they aren't true. I think maybe I just need to leave the "...by the way...you know I made this up, right?" portion out of it.<br /><br />I made three things up tonite - which I will probably use as future blogs...which are really believable. Hell, I'd believe them if I read them...you know, if I didn't write them. ;)<br /><br />Mariannhttp://www.mariannsimms.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15329973.post-73565017284140931252015-03-01T21:51:21.135-05:002015-03-01T21:51:21.135-05:00As one who is sick and tired of others emanating m...As one who is sick and tired of others emanating malodorous gases and denying it, can I just say it's about time!!!<br /><br />Also, this was beyond hilarious. Bravo, sir!Bonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10096591352278195759noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15329973.post-54840525242541408742015-03-01T00:34:46.444-05:002015-03-01T00:34:46.444-05:00Classic Suldog! I love it! You had me going for a ...Classic Suldog! I love it! You had me going for a little bit. I can already see them talking about it (and glancing behind themselves) on the Today Show! Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15329973.post-6162252454292670772015-02-28T20:54:37.792-05:002015-02-28T20:54:37.792-05:00Okay... so glad I read to the end. :) Years ago t...Okay... so glad I read to the end. :) Years ago there was a video that went viral of security footage. Apparently for some reason this camera picked up heat as well, and when aimed at the employee time clock, caught some interesting "emissions" from one of the employees rear areas. :)Julihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10097214923216967086noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15329973.post-10257042349202918052015-02-28T10:50:58.847-05:002015-02-28T10:50:58.847-05:00congrats on the POTW .. i will be back later to co...congrats on the POTW .. i will be back later to comment on the post itself .. first i need to deordorize the apartment .. i live with 2 males cats and ... well you know Toonman is full of hot air .. Darylhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08241795455748298624noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15329973.post-87894151857077893922015-02-28T01:11:44.418-05:002015-02-28T01:11:44.418-05:00Ok, thoroughly enjoyed this. And, as I endured my ...Ok, thoroughly enjoyed this. And, as I endured my granddog farting throughout the family dinner the other night (and we did use our scent appendages to pinpoint it was the dog) I don't even want to think about being able visualize what might have contributed to those eye watering, gag me odors. <br /><br />Congrats on the POTW. If it were earlier in the evening I'd attempt a play at the newspaper title. Hmm, will think about it.Midlife Roadtripperhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06700277803842883251noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15329973.post-92212559937663158812015-02-27T15:11:28.661-05:002015-02-27T15:11:28.661-05:00Still wrong email ~ I think blogger thinks I'm...Still wrong email ~ I think blogger thinks I'm a robot ~ trying again :)Eddie Bluelightshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18069024660422117718noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15329973.post-86913604681507616792015-02-27T15:08:09.802-05:002015-02-27T15:08:09.802-05:00This is my proper email address.
I think you are t...This is my proper email address.<br />I think you are the only one who could write this Jim . . . lolEddiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09745791493015952144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15329973.post-35146863959866473732015-02-27T15:05:01.030-05:002015-02-27T15:05:01.030-05:00Congratulations on the POTW Jim . . . and on a RIP...Congratulations on the POTW Jim . . . and on a RIPPING PERFORMANCE . . . . lol . . . sending vibrations all over the world . . . lol<br />I shall have to buy some 3-D glasses and some clothes pegs . . . :) Eddiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09745791493015952144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15329973.post-33692630622603129282015-02-26T20:47:16.358-05:002015-02-26T20:47:16.358-05:00Craig already said it.... evil genius indeed! But ...Craig already said it.... evil genius indeed! But I think I saw a similar article in a previous "Natural Gas Journal". Didn't know I used to work for the gas company, didja?Shammickitehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11969803866899076638noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15329973.post-27213406485827432012015-02-26T20:41:34.472-05:002015-02-26T20:41:34.472-05:00Mimi - I suspect he would have made it work to his...Mimi - I suspect he would have made it work to his advantage.Suldoghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07778845367184916684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15329973.post-28495365008523467232015-02-26T20:05:43.490-05:002015-02-26T20:05:43.490-05:00Heeheehee! Good one. Although i wonder if Le Pet...Heeheehee! Good one. Although i wonder if Le Petomaine would have been so popular had his emissions had a color or odor.messymimihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10649529601786689712noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15329973.post-3718393218855998262015-02-26T15:43:42.458-05:002015-02-26T15:43:42.458-05:00Eddie - Eddie! So nice to hear from you again. Hop...Eddie - Eddie! So nice to hear from you again. Hope all is well across the pond.<br /><br />Hilary - Thank you, love. Between you, Craig and Eddie, that makes three countries!Suldoghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07778845367184916684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15329973.post-33446337190536349102015-02-26T15:35:52.961-05:002015-02-26T15:35:52.961-05:00Oh I knew within a few sentences that you were ful...Oh I knew within a few sentences that you were full of hot air. :)<br /><br />Fun idea though and I hope it gets around the Internet at breakwind speed. ;)Hilaryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12787493532006658679noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15329973.post-60062602983078187262015-02-26T14:39:05.030-05:002015-02-26T14:39:05.030-05:00Also, what gain will there be in stifling the musi...Also, what gain will there be in stifling the musical aspect of the performance?<br /><br />lol . . . I'm all for giving advanced warning, as a prelude to the coming fugue.<br /><br />I think cork and bung sales will increase significantly.<br /><br />I wonder whether at night infrared and gamma rays might be omitted as well causing alarm.<br /><br />Loved this Jim . . . what imagination . . . . oh well, back tp the beans . . . :)Eddie Bluelightshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18069024660422117718noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15329973.post-38363596329446817022015-02-26T12:24:28.839-05:002015-02-26T12:24:28.839-05:00I just googled 'Petomane'. . . I should...I just googled 'Petomane'. . . I should've known that you'd be up on, uh, esoteric entertainers of bygone years. I salute your encyclopedic body of, uh, knowledge. . .Craighttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12044041773404411751noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15329973.post-37697745369507527332015-02-26T10:02:49.664-05:002015-02-26T10:02:49.664-05:00Craig - Great stuff. I actually proposed the same ...Craig - Great stuff. I actually proposed the same theory - about cows - in something I wrote (and which has yet to see the light of day, even though it was accepted by an editor over a year ago. Sigh.) A careful perusal of the World Almanac (I forget which year) shows "methane emissions by livestock" as a more significant contributor than, say, coal burning.Suldoghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07778845367184916684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15329973.post-82951202402889296752015-02-26T09:00:27.022-05:002015-02-26T09:00:27.022-05:00Sullivan, you are an evil genius. . . (and just f...Sullivan, you are an evil genius. . . (and just for the sake of saying so, you might enjoy a perusal or two of <a href="http://www.jir.com/" rel="nofollow">The Journal of Irreproducible Results</a>; just sayin')<br /><br />I recall, years ago, a real article propounding the thesis that cow farts were a major contributor to global warming. 'Cuz, you know, cows are really big, and they fart a lot, and there are a lot of them, since people like milk and beef, and all that. . .<br /><br />Another true story (and my sincere apologies if it runs a little long). . . In my long-ago previous job, the guy in the cube next to mine was, among his other duties, the company Patent Co-Ordinator. Every month, he'd get a journal from the US Patent Office containing abstracts of the previous month's granted patents. One month (I swear I am not making this up), there was a new patent for something called an 'Anal Filter', designed to capture the, uh, more material ejecta (both solid and liquid) associated with farts, lest they, you know, stain the clothing. It was a wedge-shaped thing, with a stiff wire/plastic core covered with an absorbent pad; as near as I could tell, one was supposed to wedge it between, uh, the cheeks, and, voila! no more skid marks on the undies.<br /><br />I swear this is absolutely a true story. . . (I'm actually a little surprised that Ron Popeil never picked up on it. . .)Craighttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12044041773404411751noreply@blogger.com