tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15329973.post4077929126105108830..comments2023-12-27T16:41:07.438-05:00Comments on Suldog: Tales From The Kitchen Of Chef DumbassSuldoghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07778845367184916684noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15329973.post-68697538881971811762006-12-04T09:11:00.000-05:002006-12-04T09:11:00.000-05:00Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk!Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk!Suldoghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07778845367184916684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15329973.post-64869743239259560822006-12-03T16:14:00.000-05:002006-12-03T16:14:00.000-05:00And you think the Stooges are funny? HaHa......Moe...And you think the Stooges are funny? HaHa......Moe Larry Curley....Peter Nhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00625257724065648318noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15329973.post-77727964878149177202006-11-30T23:04:00.000-05:002006-11-30T23:04:00.000-05:00Kicked the cake - that's classic. I'm still laughi...Kicked the cake - that's classic. I'm still laughing about it. Glad you were able to get a good laugh out of it. you're probably glad it happened now.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08368654034853253265noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15329973.post-66823853931124215692006-11-30T17:24:00.000-05:002006-11-30T17:24:00.000-05:00you kicked it?!? well, actually... if you can con...you <i>kicked</i> it?!? well, actually... if you can confess to kicking the cake, i can confess to snapping like a dry twig when that turkey hit the ground. i was 19, my mom's back went out and left me as chief cook and bottlewasher 2 days before a dinner for 20 people and i had midterms to survive. i just melted down. totally lost it. (incidentally, that's the year i learned that you can thaw a turkey quickly by running it through several cycles in the dishwasher. it was a GREAT day.)<br /><br />i picked it up by a leg with every intension of hurling it into a wall... except that it was very tender... and we had a large dog. so i drew back to launch it, and weight of the bird pulled the rest of it off the leg and it fell into my waiting dog's jaws and i ended up throwing a turkey leg at the wall, but impacting my poor father as he wandered into the warpath. so dad's yelling at me 'cause i just brained him with a drumstick, and i'm screaming at the dog to put it down now and the dog starts barking and bouncing in circles around the mangled turkey 'cause that's what she does when everyone else is freaking out and just then the doorbell rang with our dinner guests. it's a wonder my head didn't explode.<br /><br />it worked out fine. dad gave the leg back and answered the door, i rinsed off the turkey and carved it in the kitchen, away from witnesses and the dog got plenty of scraps to keep quiet about the whole thing. that marked the first time my father offered me a drink.Erickahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02624706433945857931noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15329973.post-29602650625198920292006-11-30T12:10:00.000-05:002006-11-30T12:10:00.000-05:00There definitely are certain foods that can surviv...There definitely are certain foods that can survive floor impact well and others that, well, don't. Cake is one of those which tend not to survive it at all, from any height.<br /><br />Dropping food in the kitchen is one of the things that tends to make me miss my dog. Whenever something was being prepared he would hover around and the moment something would hit the floor, sometimes even before it would hit the floor, he'd snatch it right up and run off with his catch. As a floor cleaner he was pretty handy, though probably not very sanitary.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15329973.post-57666082278918173472006-11-30T09:40:00.000-05:002006-11-30T09:40:00.000-05:00That sounds like something the Hubby would've done...That sounds like something the Hubby would've done. Men...if you'd just picked up the cake you might, just MIGHT, have been able to salvage it! LOL<br /><br />By the way - reading this post reminded me of a word that i just HATE: giblet. It's just a strange, bizarre word to me.Sassyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16513049512220102206noreply@blogger.com