tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15329973.post2184210345626299047..comments2023-12-27T16:41:07.438-05:00Comments on Suldog: Is Laughter The Best Medicine?Suldoghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07778845367184916684noreply@blogger.comBlogger59125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15329973.post-80639458152470701552011-04-02T05:15:22.126-04:002011-04-02T05:15:22.126-04:00Yes, I agree. Laughter IS the best medicine!
Q) ...Yes, I agree. Laughter IS the best medicine!<br /><br />Q) What is the difference between an Eskimo (sorry its not PC) and an Arab?<br /><br />A) One is a midget with a frozen digit and the other is a vassal with a massive tassel!<br />Sorry....... that was in poor taste. Sorry...... sorry!<br />Maggie X<br /><br /><a href="http://granniemay.blogspot.com/" rel="nofollow">Nuts in May</a>Maggie Mayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06183886005936250976noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15329973.post-31533637363525619932011-03-31T16:38:05.994-04:002011-03-31T16:38:05.994-04:00I got it! Finally!
(I cheated, and had to Google ...I got it! Finally!<br /><br />(I cheated, and had to Google it, but I wanted the answer, and I assume a few others of you do, too.)<br /><br />What's the difference between a canoe and a Canadian?<br /><br />It's possible a canoe might tip.<br /><br />Hee-Hee!Suldoghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07778845367184916684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15329973.post-42137874032784177932011-03-31T11:43:48.694-04:002011-03-31T11:43:48.694-04:00Thank you, folks! Great job! Please, keep it going...Thank you, folks! Great job! Please, keep it going here, but there's also a new post asking for your contributions of humor, too!<br /><br />http://jimsuldog.blogspot.com/2011/03/thank-you-jokesters-great-job-now-how.htmlSuldoghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07778845367184916684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15329973.post-86016414175634168192011-03-31T11:35:33.133-04:002011-03-31T11:35:33.133-04:00They are both purple .... except for the elephant....They are both purple .... except for the elephant..<br /><br />Q: What did Jane say when she saw a herd of elephants coming up over the hill?<br />A: Look, the plums are coming! (Jane was colorblind.)<br /><br />What's the difference between a canoe and a Canadian?Shammickitehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11969803866899076638noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15329973.post-13261486066375771802011-03-31T11:24:52.182-04:002011-03-31T11:24:52.182-04:00How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
Watch fo...<i>How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?</i><br /><br />Watch for his lips to move. . .<br /><br />How is an elephant like a plum? (Man, I am reaching waaayyy back into my childhood with this one. . .)Craighttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12044041773404411751noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15329973.post-58434500557025162112011-03-31T10:40:56.562-04:002011-03-31T10:40:56.562-04:00@Hilary: When his mistress confesses.@Hilary: When his mistress confesses.Michelle H.https://www.blogger.com/profile/10117937124348728578noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15329973.post-45023822856148255982011-03-31T10:39:10.194-04:002011-03-31T10:39:10.194-04:00Two nuns in a bathtub, one says to the other...
I...<i>Two nuns in a bathtub, one says to the other...</i><br /><br />I didn't know this was a jacuzzi? Look at all the bubbles around you!<br /><br /><i>What's white and tastes like bananas?</i><br /><br />Chicken... since everyone says everything tastes like chicken.<br /><br /><i>How many defense attorneys does it take to change a light bulb?</i><br /><br />Three. One to plead innocence for not knowing the bulb went out. The second to plead guilty for breaking the bulb. The third to plead for an acquittal that the bulb doesn't exist. In the end, the bailiff changes the bulb.<br />**************************<br />A dog has peanut butter on his nose, he says...Michelle H.https://www.blogger.com/profile/10117937124348728578noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15329973.post-77538426646805546062011-03-31T10:06:42.351-04:002011-03-31T10:06:42.351-04:00One nun say to the other: We should get out of thi...One nun say to the other: We should get out of this habit.<br /><br />White and tastes like bananas: Monkey spit (I hope)<br /><br />Attorneys/light bulb: How many can you afford?<br /><br />---------------------------<br /><br />How can you tell when a politician is lying?Hilaryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12787493532006658679noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15329973.post-24530952096060537902011-03-31T09:18:56.083-04:002011-03-31T09:18:56.083-04:00Well, I know what's invisible and smells like ...Well, I know what's invisible and <i>smells</i> like bananas - monkey farts. As for white and tasting. . . I'm afraid; very afraid. . .<br /><br />'Course, bananas themselves are kinda white, aren't they?<br /><br />I'm sure the defense attorney one is ever-so-clever, but I'm drawing a blank. . .Craighttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12044041773404411751noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15329973.post-68565572300949312142011-03-31T08:29:08.868-04:002011-03-31T08:29:08.868-04:00The woman says, "When are you leaving?"
...The woman says, "When are you leaving?"<br /><br />Still unanswered:<br /><br />Two nuns in a bathtub, one says to the other...<br /><br />What's white and tastes like bananas?<br /><br />How many defense attorneys does it take to change a light bulb?<br /><br />I expect answers or else I'll keep printing re-runs!Suldoghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07778845367184916684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15329973.post-68770141637856614222011-03-31T01:08:13.239-04:002011-03-31T01:08:13.239-04:00cymbal.
and the other personality said to go jump...cymbal.<br /><br />and the other personality said to go jump off a chair.<br /><br />why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?sweet pea.https://www.blogger.com/profile/11031963594850662413noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15329973.post-32991514990300726322011-03-30T22:29:36.709-04:002011-03-30T22:29:36.709-04:00Let me ask your other personality..
(I could almo...Let me ask your other personality..<br /><br />(I could almost hear the drum and the symbol)Babshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18008645437111297913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15329973.post-64362353477640530112011-03-30T21:48:57.462-04:002011-03-30T21:48:57.462-04:00@ Michelle - "What did the madman say while s...@ Michelle - "What did the madman say while sitting on the electric chair?" Hey, you forgot to plug it in.<br /><br />A man says to his wife "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." The woman says...Hilaryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12787493532006658679noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15329973.post-18522774546614346492011-03-30T19:39:19.365-04:002011-03-30T19:39:19.365-04:00What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?...What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?<br /><br />The rack holding his IV bag.Chrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14794712479594188124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15329973.post-51934132659265809222011-03-30T19:15:24.303-04:002011-03-30T19:15:24.303-04:00you mean, you're supposed to eat vegetables.
...you mean, you're supposed to eat vegetables.<br /><br />two nuns in a bathtub, one says to the other...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15329973.post-35372020610823673972011-03-30T16:55:40.143-04:002011-03-30T16:55:40.143-04:00My parents are so crazy. (How crazy are they??) My...My parents are so crazy. (How crazy are they??) My parents are so crazy, they bought me...<br /><br />A battery operated battery recharger that only recharges it's own batteries. <br /><br />What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?Matt Conlonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02616567498642991754noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15329973.post-68261838284166603722011-03-30T16:54:22.113-04:002011-03-30T16:54:22.113-04:00My parents are so crazy. (How crazy are they??) My...My parents are so crazy. (How crazy are they??) My parents are so crazy, they bought me...<br /><br />a hotdog and a fan to cool it down.<br /><br />What did the madman say while sitting on the electric chair?Michelle H.https://www.blogger.com/profile/10117937124348728578noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15329973.post-69143057587479392732011-03-30T16:41:32.516-04:002011-03-30T16:41:32.516-04:00Ask him to rewind your DVD collection.
My parents...Ask him to rewind your DVD collection.<br /><br />My parents are so crazy. (How crazy are they??) My parents are so crazy, they bought me...Kazhttp://www.universalhub.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15329973.post-88074954166119299762011-03-30T16:15:01.403-04:002011-03-30T16:15:01.403-04:00A straight line, of course!
What do you say to a ...A straight line, of course!<br /><br />What do you say to a Red Sox fan wearing a three-piece suit?<br /><br />I'm gonna answer this one myself.<br /><br />WILL THE DEFENDANT PLEASE RISE! BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!<br /><br /><br />Okay, next straight line...<br /><br />How do you drive a blonde crazy?Chrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14794712479594188124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15329973.post-13200598280138062492011-03-30T15:49:08.892-04:002011-03-30T15:49:08.892-04:00Every month.
(Okay, so I'm really really bad ...Every month.<br /><br />(Okay, so I'm really really bad at this, but I did laugh at all the other jokes and I do think laughter is good medicine.)<br /><br />What's the shortest distance between two jokes?Carolinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09288856854422999687noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15329973.post-32528734796014479722011-03-30T15:29:25.880-04:002011-03-30T15:29:25.880-04:00Hmmmmmm. Appears we have a difference of opinion c...Hmmmmmm. Appears we have a difference of opinion concerning Billy Bob. However, onward!<br /><br /><i>What's the difference between a politician and a toilet?</i><br /><br />Well, they're both full of shit, but you can flush the toilet.<br /><br /><i>How do you stop a dog from smelling?</i><br /><br />Cut off his nose!<br /><br />(Sorry. I'd try to come up with something better, but I think that's one of the best jokes ever, as is.)<br /><br />OK, back to work!<br /><br /><i>What month has 28 days?</i>Suldoghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07778845367184916684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15329973.post-3785067832126791292011-03-30T15:24:30.200-04:002011-03-30T15:24:30.200-04:00Fifth Grade!
How do you stop a dog from smelling?...Fifth Grade!<br /><br />How do you stop a dog from smelling?Auntienoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15329973.post-8594512828791844122011-03-30T15:23:28.545-04:002011-03-30T15:23:28.545-04:003rd Grade.
What's the difference between a po...3rd Grade.<br /><br />What's the difference between a politician and a toilet?Crickethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07584174478393760131noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15329973.post-65844750050746962152011-03-30T14:16:03.298-04:002011-03-30T14:16:03.298-04:00Only one, but the lightbulb has to really want to ...Only one, but the lightbulb has to really want to change.<br /><br />So a nun, a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar...Crickethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07584174478393760131noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15329973.post-89597083567887363862011-03-30T14:15:45.354-04:002011-03-30T14:15:45.354-04:00And, just because I always try to give you value f...And, just because I always try to give you value for your visit here...<br /><br />http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mikel_SciclunaSuldoghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07778845367184916684noreply@blogger.com