Sunday, March 08, 2015
Do you like March Madness? Or do you hate it with a passion?
An affirmative answer to one of those means you will be happy to read my column in today's Boston Herald.
(Of course, a negative answer means you'll have to pretend to be happy with what I wrote, which I know you'll do because you're a very nice person.)
Anyway, you shouldn't allow yourself to be kept in suspense any longer. Go to the Herald website and read what I have to say. If you share my opinion, you could leave a comment over there telling the editor what a swell fellow I am.
(If you hate what I have to say, but still like me anyway, be very quiet. I'll make it up to you someday.)
As always, if you take the time to buy an actual physical copy of the paper, it will serve as your admission to my Pulitzer party when I get the award sometime in, say, 2024. Take advantage of the opportunity; there'll be a make-your-own ice cream sundae station!
Thanks for reading, and thanks for reading.
Soon, with more better stuff.