Saturday, January 17, 2015
... but not for long.
You are cordially invited to go to The Boston Herald and read what I have to say over there.
(Aw, come on! I'd consider it a great favor on your part. The next time you tell me to go someplace, I'll... well, considering where you might tell me to go, I won't promise anything. But I'm not telling you to go someplace nasty; I'm just asking you to go to The Boston Herald and read what I have to say over there.)
As always, your kind comments and/or letters to the editor are sincerely appreciated and will earn you a dish of pistachio ice cream (with jimmies!) when I win my Pulitzer.
So, uh, go to The Boston Herald and read what I have to say over there.
Thanks! Here's my usual illiterate closer...
Soon, with more better stuff.