Saturday, January 24, 2015
Aren't you all just itching to know what that title means? I know I am, but I haven't bathed in four days so that may account for it.
(I think I used that joke a couple of weeks ago, but it's a good one. I'm letting it stay.)
If you want to know the definition, go to The Boston Herald. That's where my latest snazzy column is located. You'll get the meaning of the word AND my thoughts concerning the upcoming big football game!
(You know, the one that uses Roman numerals. Yeah, that one.)
What a bargain! Your vocabulary will increase while you're regaled with my wit (such as it is.)
As always, kind comments and/or letters to the editor are appreciated and will earn you an extra cherry on top of your hot fudge sundae when I throw the party celebrating the winning of my Pulitzer in 2024 or thereabouts.
(A hard copy of today's newspaper with my column in it will be required for admission. Or four bucks. I have no idea how much winning a Pulitzer is worth, so I won't know which it is until I win.)
As always, thank you for your continued patronage. May the fleas of a thousand camels never build a nest in your hoo-hoo.
Soon, with more better stuff.