Tuesday, October 28, 2008
In Case You Were Wondering...
I'm currently unable to post anything more than a few sentences in length. I'll be back sometime next week with a full explanation. My apologies.
Just so you don't worry - No illness in the family, my job is still my job, nothing of a worrisome nature. I'm just involved in something that doesn't allow me the luxury of posting. It's going to make a GREAT story, though, so be sure to check back next week.
Aside to Cassie - Received your mail, cannot act upon it until next week.
Sorry, but that's all I'm legally able to say to any of you at the moment. You can ponder that if you wish, but it probably won't get you to the right answer :-)
Soon, with more better stuff (for sure.)
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37 comments:
Sounds pretty obvious. You've been thrown in jail thanks to historic evidence of past drug use, exposed by yourself on this very site, and now they only allow you 5 minutes of supervised Internet access per day.
But, you hid your cell phone somewhere on your person where their search failed to uncover it. Using the cell phone, you are still able to do your job, albeit remotely.
And, until the case is settled in court, you are unable to discuss the particulars, so says the judge, and your lawyer.
You are otherwise healthy, and well, and teh lawyers are ready to cut a plea bargain, incriminating the commenters on your blog in your place, so everything will be fine soon.
HEY, wait a minute! Doh!
Book?
Relocating under the Witness Protection Plan?
The legally bit is slightly worrisome, but glad you are taking the "legal" and sensible option and not posting until you are able.
Although I will miss you.
Glad you are all ok. I am struggling posting too - just busy. Nothing to worry about. I might post a similar thing minus the legal stuff.
Take care. Stay safe!!
You are SUCH a tease (pout)..
Flouncing out of the post with my nose stuck in the air.. (oops, tripped over my feet)
ow
wow, you know how to answer a question and raise even more in so doing!
i hope everything is ok.
Ah. A mystery! I loves me some mystery... ;-)
Oooh.. sounds like jury duty to me...
Clearly, you've been captured and are now being held hostage by one of the department stores that resents your "Thanksgiving Comes First" campaign.
They have taped your fingers closed, so that you cannot blog, and must type with a pencil clenched firmly between your teeth.
YOUR WIFE is trying to raise the ransom, but the lawyers for the big evil department store insist that the ONLY way they will let you go is if you call off the campaign.
Meanwhile, your readers wait, worry, and wonder...
Stay strong! ;)
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Well, whatever it is will surely make for a good tale!
Waiting on proverbial pins & needles,
Thim :)
WIFE beat you with her toilet brush for ignoring her conversation? Mutt & Jeff abducted ya?
Thanks for starting my brain down the OCD train track! Hope it's a good something that's keeping you from posting...like your blog is going to be syndicated, so until the 6 figure is nailed down, you gotta stay on the DL. :) Hurry back and spill the beans!
Ha! Of course...
Hilary got it. I betcha.
Sounds like jury duty to me too.
'cause you'd never be cruel enough just to say something like that just to screw with us...
But if its jury duty how could he know for sure it would wrap up next week?
I am going with they ran into Mel Gibson (who is in town shooting a movie right now) in the same diner that Yook was eating in and Mel instantly fell in love with his WIFE and tried to whisk her away back to Hollywood so now Jim is on the hunt down for Mel to get his WIFE back.
I am so highly entertained by the various theories put forth in the comments that I will check this particular post daily just to find out what other people say.
I myself have my own theories, but I would like to not answer because anything I may say may tend to incriminate me.
Well, because I like to be a know-it-all and because I was tortured repeatedly by this phrase as I child, I'm just going to take this opportunity to say, "I KNOW, I KNOW, NANANANA, I KNOW."
I now return you to your regular, demure, BalconyGal.
PS: Suldog, I hope it clears up without extra meds.
Ohh, how exciting! I can't wait to hear this story!
You're on a Grand Jury are't you?
Jim sorry to hear about your incarceration,the family has just four words for you, "Soap On A Rope."
So I finally get backatcha to comment, and you're m.i.a.
Hmmmm.....
I have a "Get Out Of Jail Free" card if you want it.
LOL, I was re-reading everyone's comments just now, and I thought that Karen said "witLESS protection program"
Wait... maybe that's it...
:::ducking and running:::
If you need a character witness you can call on me...er, what shall I say you were oing on the day in question?
Suffering Suldog withdrawal, get back here.
OK Your uncle jim just made me splurge tea all over my screen.
You owe us a post. And me a screen....
Snorting at Uncle Jim. Bad mental image!
Oh, the waiting, the horrible waiting...
lol! yes, must be the Witness protection plan...
Oh geez Jim...what have you gotten yourself mixed up in now?? I'm all concern-ed up here in the Great White...except its not white where I am right now but it WAS white here last week for several hours.......
I digress.
we stayed up till 1am watching the US election results last night (with the rest of the world), and I'm pretty happy about the way things turned out. The future has suddenly got a little brighter. It was very interesting being here in Florida on election day, specially as Florida was one of the pivotal states.
I just hope you're safe, well-fed, and happy Suldog! You're missed around blogland!!
Durn, whereyat?
Was it something political that used up all your time? Will you now be appointed as Pres. Obama's Blogger-In-Chief?
hope all is well....
moannie and I have just be talking on telephone, trying to guess what you re up too...
jury service, counting votes or some such ornery task, tarmacing, exams, surgery, training course for...priesthood, teaching, dental technician, castrating bulls....????
I think Kellyjmf has got it...you've been writing light comedy for Obama.
Keep coming back...miss you.leers
perhpas replacing a new roof....
or building and extention (keep it clean now please)!
btw I tagged you on 2/11/08 sorry!!
just came by to give ya a celebratory cyber hug, Suldog!!
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