Friday, March 02, 2007
Welcome to my virtual birthday party!
I’m 50! Wheeeee!
The sink is full of beer! C'mon everybody! Dive in!
Here come some Sullivans! The sink full of beer is over this way, folks!
I’d like you to meet my Mom and Dad and some lady who I’m sure is very neat, since she gave us these swell bibs!
Have you met my Uncle Jim and my Uncle David?
Here’s my niece, Caitlyn, and my bandmate from World's End, Sean!
Hi, Grandma! Yes, the sink full of beer is over that way!
Here’s MY WIFE’s family!
I’d like to thank you all for coming. The sink full of beer is empty, but the bar is NOW OPEN, so belly up!
Nice party, Jim! Why is there a basketball on my table?
OK, this guy has had enough. It’s time to eat anyway. Where’s the grub?
Burgers will be ready any minute now!
THAT was quick! Yum!
This party is b-o-r-i-n-g! It would be better if there was cake. Where’s the cake?
I think I might go to Stu's Party if I don't get some cake...
Mmmmmm! More Cake!
All right, I’ll sign ONE autograph, but I’m eating cake here!
Presents? For Me? Aw, you shouldn’t have!
Wow! Just what I’ve always wanted!
I’m giving you this painting of Satan wearing a fedora!
I’m giving you a snowman!
Hi, Uncle Jimmy! I’m giving you a magnifying glance!
I’m giving you the bird!
I have no idea what it is, but I sure do appreciate it! Thanks!
Oh, boy! I got a rocking horse!
And a bass guitar! And sunglasses! And hair! Did anybody get me a shirt? No? Oh, well. Rock and roll!
You’ll get my present AFTER the party, big boy!
OK! Party's over! Thanks for coming everyone! Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out!
"Great party, Jim!"
"Thanks for coming, McFeeley! Give my best to Fred!"
"OK, Jim, I will. Oops! I see YOUR WIFE is waiting for you! Speedy Delivery to you!"
Boy, what a great party, Blackie! We’d better get some sleep! We’re not as young as we used to be, you know! I bet you I sleep until AT LEAST next Tuesday! Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz