Thursday, March 16, 2006

In Which My Reply To A Comment Becomes Literal*



Knock-Knock.

Who's There?

Boo.

Boo Who?

Aw, don't cry. It's not as bad as you think.


Knock-Knock.

Who's There?

Woo.

Woo Who?

See? You're feeling better already!


Knock-Knock.

Who's There?

Arch.

Arch Who?

Gesundheit.


Knock-Knock.

Who's There?

Chooch.

Chooch Who?

OK, we can play trains, but I get to be the engineer.


Knock-Knock

Who's There?

The Interrupting Cow.

The Interrup

MOO!


Knock-Knock.

Who's There?

Jesus.

Jesus Who?

OK, you go to hell. Next!


Knock-Knock.

Who's There?

Owlgo.

Owlgo Who?

Yes, and dog go "Woof".


Knock-Knock.

Who's There?

The Jehovah's Witnesses.

Crap.


Knock-Knock.

Who's There?

Pee Cup.

Pee Cup Who?

I see you!


Knock-Knock.

Who's There?

Panther.

Panther Who?

Panther no panth, I'm goin' thwimmin'..


Knock-Knock.

Who's There?

The Libertarian Candidate For State Rep From The 13th Suffolk District.

I can't sign your petition. I'm a Democrat.

But... (slam)


Knock-Knock.

Who's There?

Harold Pinter.

Eugene Ionesco Who?

Wash 'n Wear Giraffe Radios.


Knock-Knock.

Who's There?

Suldog.

Suldog Who?

Suldog who will see you on Monday.


* If you find the title of this piece confusing, go here, scroll down and read the comments.

3 comments:

Uncli Jimmy said...

Goint to the bottom elsewhere..... Now that was clever! Happy St.Pat's.

Barbara said...

I loved them, so did my son!

Stu said...

Knock-Knock

Who's There?

Stu's BlogRoll

Ah, I see you've been updated to include the SulDoggery that makes us all smile. Please come in and have a seat on the finely appointed Corinthian Leather yoga mat.